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"Tell them that hilarious story about your colonoscopy."
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'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'
'I'm having my colon checked.'
'Sir, the drive-thru colonoscopy center is next door - but good for you for having it done.'
'Doctor, how may colon polyps HAVE you removed?'
'The Colonoscopy of Dorian Gray'
'The operation was a success, but your colon is now a semi-colon.'
'The jail cells are full, so I'm going to let you off with a colonscopy...'
"He said, and I quote, 'I'm a colon'."
"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."
'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'
"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."
Tapeworm: 'ARRGH! RUN for it LENNY! IT'S an ENEMA!!'
'Hi, I'm Dr. Campbell, your proctologist.'
'Without the comma, colons and semi-colons would rise up to oppress us.'
'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm
The semicolonoscopy clinic.
"Take me! After 15 minutes of cell phone chatter and day-time TV, a colonoscopy will be a relief!"
Med School Mascots.
It's the thought that counts...'on our first anniversary he gave me a pearl necklce. On our silver anniversary he gave me a colonoscopy!'
"I don't need roughage that badly!"
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'OK, Mr Smith, we're ready for your colonscopy!'