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"Oh, shush! You live by Janet Maslin, you're going to die by Janet Maslin."
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"Is there no escape from escapism?"
"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"
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"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."
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"I wasn't in the mood for exquisite observing."
Proof that bad things do come in threes.
"Could we make this a little more derivative."
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"I think I prefer the meme it's based on."
"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"
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If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!
"I like bad movies. I don't watch them, but I love the scathing reviews."
'Personally, I thought it stunk!'
'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'
"First they made movies that were silent. Then they made movies that talked. Now they make movies that stink."
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The movie is so bad the server recommends ventilation.
"They found a bomb on board our flight. 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' was the in-flight movie..."
'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'
Warning: This made-for-tv movie may have content.
'This is a really bad movie, kid — you have to be accompanied by a wino.'
'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'