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"I never think of you, as, like, old, Jack. I think of you as, like, retro."
Tags:modern, modernity, modernize, modern world, modern life, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, mid life, midlife, mid-life, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, retro, out of fashion, old, older, age, ageing, aged, growing old, getting old, mutton dressed as lamb, euphemisms, implied, implication, flatter, flattery, golddigger, gold-digger, taking advantage, club, clubs, clubbing, date, dates, dated, word play, play on words, word-play
"Read it in the hollow, affectless voice of a man with nothing left to lose, Daddy."
Tags:dad, dads, father, fathers, midlife, midlife crisis, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, read, reads, reading, read aloud, reads aloud, reading aloud, daughter, daughters, sad, sadness, depressed, depression, hollow voice, hollow voices, monotone, monotones, monotonous, soothe, soothes, soothing, relax, relaxes, relaxing, request, requests
"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."
Tags:midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, peter principle, ceiling, ceilings, competent, competence, incompetent, incompetence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate culture, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, white collar job, white collar jobs, office drone, office drones
'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'
"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, car, cars, catchphrase, ad, ads, advertisements, time, time passes, fast, fleeting
Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!
Tags:age, aged, aging, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, mid-life, mid life, midlife, magazine, mag, magazines, represent, represented, representation, representing, media, media representation, under represented, under, under representation, fearmongering, fear mongering, fear-mongering, scare mongering, scaremongering, scare-mongering, harsh, harsh truths, hard truths, growing, growing old, old, oldness, feeling old, feeling older, men, women, man, woman
"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."
Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
Tags:middle-age, middle aged, children's cartoon, children's cartoons, cartoons, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, grow up, grows up, growing up, scrapbook, scrapbooks, hobby, hobbies, interest, interests, get old, gets old, getting old, millennial, millennials
"Oh, just picking up the pieces of my life after a really traumatic haircut."
Tags:haircut, traumatic, middle age, hair, haircuts, ptsd, post traumatic stress disorder, bald, balds, balding, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, trauma, pick up the pieces, picking up the pieces, dramatic, overdramatic, over-dramatic, humiliate, humiliating, humiliation, bad haircut, bad haircuts, bad hair day, bad hair days, self-conscious, self-consciousness, middle age, midlife, mankoff
'No pep, shaky, noisy, overheating. Right. Anything wrong with the car?'
"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"
Tags:old, older, old age, age, aged, ageing, retiree, retired, retiring, retirement, vault, vaulting, vaulted, gymnast, gymnastics, gymnastically, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, crises, married life, marriage, married, old married couple, couple, couples, love, loving, goofing, goofy, goofing off, have fun, having fun together, fun
"I'm not actually overweight—I just read heavy."
Tags:date, dates, dating, social, socially, socialise, socialising, socialize, socializing, heavy, weigh, weight, overweight, weightloss, weight loss, over weight, read heavy, obesity epidemic, obese, obesity, diet, dieting, diets, eating out, eating-out, out to eat, fine dining, dining, dinner, dine, diner, date night, mid life, midlife, mid-life
"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinker, drinking, drinks, drunk, drunkard, drunken, drunk and disorderly, bar fly, bar-fly, bar flies, barflies, bartender, barman, barmen, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, ego, egoism, egotistical
"If we're all just energy, then why don't I have any?"
Tags:scientific, scientifically, scientist, scientists, couple, couples, married, marriage, married couple, middle, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, mid life, midlife, mid-life, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, crisis, bored, boredom, energy, energetic, pithy, modern world, capitalism, drained, overworked, over-worked, tired
Mike was definitely having a mid-wife crisis.
Corvette with Spoiler
Tags:spoiler, spoilers, angry, wife, wives, sports car, sports cars, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, middle age, middle-aged, middle-aged man, middle-aged men, husband, husbands, car, cars, dream car, dream cars, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, annoyed, irritated, unimpressed, car lover, car lovers, gearhead, gearheads, gear head, gear heads
"I think I'll let my hair grow."
Tags:married, married life, mid life, midlife, mid-life, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, women, body image, ad, ads, advertise, advertising, advertisement, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, impossible, standard, standards, advertisements, unlikely, hair, hair care, long hair, growth, growing, beauty, beautiful, product, products, marketing, marketting, brand, brands, branding, commercial, commercials, consumer, consumerism, televisions, television, tv, t v, t.v., t.v
"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."
7 Dwarves of Midlife.
'Smoking or nonsmoking? Hormone therapy or nonhormone therapy section?'
Grants & Recipients
Tags:grant, grants, government grant, government grants, recipient, recipients, grant money, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, incompetent, incompetence, basic, basics, doing the basics, bare minimum, bare minimums, grow up, grows up, growing up, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, donation, donations, charitable donation, charitable donations, donating, government money, government monies
"What do you want to be when you give up?"
Tags:give up, gives up, giving up, aspiration, aspirations, career aspiration, career aspirations, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, dream, dreams, dream job, dream jobs, goal, goals, life goal, life goals, play, plays, playing, cynic, cynics, cynicism, cynical, negative outlook, negative outlooks, burn out, burns out, burning out, burned out
"Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! You only have thirty or forty years left to live!"
Tags:mom, moms, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, mother, mothers, wake up, wakes up, waking up, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, child, childhood, reminder, reminders, reminding, mortal, mortality, impending doom, impending death, wake, wakes, waking, insensitive, insensitivity, worry, worries, worrying