White Collar Cartoons and Comics

'Your company raised the red flag when you purchased the super duper paper shredder.'

"Actually, Tommy, we're just about full-blooded management, except for your grandfather on your mom's side, who was one-quarter labor."

Spelling Bee at Ridgefield Country Day School.

"Just once, I'd like to be able to write a check without getting thrown in jail."

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"Corporate Diversity would like you to get a sex change."

"What can I say? Embezzlement happens."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."

"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."

"I always thought white-collar crime was done by computer."

"Our new insourcing policy means you'll be doing all the work."

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

"We're giving up for the holidays."

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

"My instincts tell me to call an emergency board meeting. My emotions tell me to have it at the all-nude bar across the street."

Parade of Businessmen

"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."

"Lunch!"

"No, he's not one of ours. Have you tried accounting?"

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"I'll have the Master of Business Administration Lunch."

"He's giving the white-collar voters' speech to the blue collars."