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"Pull gently on the reins."
Doing the Right Thing
'I must tell you I've never riden a horse.' - 'You're in luck, this horse has never been ridden.'
'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'
My other horse is a car.
Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'
'Darn it, Jim, I'm from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police... now drive!'
Family on horseback
'I'd kill for concrete.'
'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'
'Well if you've got a back problem mister, might i suggest you switch to the more comfortable,Ergonomic Palomino.'