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'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
Pete Townshend Vineyards
"Don't look at me. I'm just the gay friend."
Tags:obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, child, children, tantrum, tantrums, kid, kids, public space, public spaces, blame, blames, blameless, blamelessness, absolve, absolves, absolving, glare, glares, glaring, shift blame, shifts blame, shifting blame, parent, parents, parenting, restaurant, restaurants, meltdown, meltdowns, melting down, melts down, smash, smashes, smashing, plates, freakout, freakouts, brat, brats, bratty, childish, childishness, childish behaviour, childish behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, lax parenting
Weapons of mass destruction.
'As of yet, no group has claimed responsibility.'
Tags:responsible, responsibility, break, breaks, breaking, broke, broken, breakage, breakages, smash, smashes, smashed, smashing, guilt, guilts, guilty, claim, claims, claimed, claiming, accident, accidents, accidental, accidentally, vase, vases, flower pot, flower pots, ornament, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Movers throwing boxes out of a truck
Tags:moving, moving house, moving homes, moving van, moving vans, moving truck, moving trucks, van, vans, truck, trucks, moving company, moving companies, removal company, removals, companies, removalist, removalists, mover, movers, worker, workers, game, games, toss, throw, fragile, breakables, breakable, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer service, maltreatment, mishandle, mishandling, damage, damaging, breaking, smashing, accident, accidents, playing, fooling around, real estate, property, properties, relocation, relocation service, relocation services, personal property, box, boxes, goods, furniture, household goods, personal goods, rough, remover, removers, this end up, dropping
"Sometimes it's easier if you break the work up into little chunks."
"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"
Tags:music, concert, musician, performance, tour, concert tour, air guitar, guitar, musical instrument, invisible guitar, absurd, absurdism, absurdist, absurdists, air guitars, air guitarist, air guitarists, smash, smashes, smashing, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, musician, musicians, musical instruments, perform, performs, reuse, reusing, conserve, conserves, conserving
'He's in charge of shredding documents.'
Ban Ban from Bedrock...
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, tantrum, tantrums, rant, rants, ranting, vindictive, vindictiveness, big stick, big sticks, smash, smashes, smashing, childish, childish behavior, childishness, bash, bashes, bashing, lose control, loses control, losing control, rant and rave, rants and raves, ranting and raving
"In other news, the 'nifty wifty symphony' toy is being recalled, because the music it plays can cause nearby adults to smash it into little bits, thus posing a choking hazard."
"How's your blogging going?"
Tags:blog, blogs, blogging, write, writes, writer, writers, author, authors, writer's block, writers block, frustrate, frustrates, frustration, frustrations, rage, rages, raging, difficulty, difficulties, mental block, mental blocks, furious, hammer, hammers, destroy, destroys, computer, pc, smash, smashes, smashing, smashed, bash, bashes, bashing
Tags:moving, moving house, moving homes, moving van, moving vans, moving truck, moving trucks, moving company, moving companies, removal company, removals companies, removalist, removalists, mover, movers, tossing, throwing, fragile, breakables, breakable, furniture, household goods, housewares, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer service, maltreatment, mishandling, damage, damaging, breaking, smashing, real estate, relocation, relocation service, relocation services, personal property, remover, removers, dropping, expensive
"I can hardly wait till the nice weather finally rolls around again."
Tags:winter, winters, rain, rainy, summer, summer sports, sport, sports, ball sports, tennis, golf, player, golfer, croquet, smash, smashing, hit, hitting, smashed, inside, damages, damaging, season, seasons, wintery, winter sports, leisure, household, interior, marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, weather, bad weather, hobbies
'WOOOO! I got it! Finally got the mosquito!'
'Unfortunately we don't do repairs on computers made prior to 1995. We do, however have a sale on sledgehammers.
Bill hid the football while the cat took the blame for the vase.
How to smash a guitar.
'Wow. You've got a really powerful serve.'
Tags:tennis, serve, serves, serving, service, services, heimlich manoeuvre, swallow, swallows, tennis ball, tennis balls, smash, smashes, smashing, smashed, power, powers, powerful, surprised, surprises, surprising, strong, effective, accurate, accuracy, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'There it is! OK, now we can resume the game. ...Oh, and by the way, Randy, nice spike.'
Tags:volleyball, volley ball, player, players, spike, spikes, spiked, smash, smashed, smashing, volley, volleys, volleying, volleyed, ball, swallow, swallows, swallowed, swallowing, swallower, swallowers, heimlich manoeuvre, choke, chokes, choking, choked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:karate, martial art, martial arts, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, kick, kicks, kicking, punch, punches, punching, entrance, entrances, smash, smashes, smashing, smashed, forced entry, forced entries, attack, attacks, school, schools, lesson, lessons, forceful, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
To discourage young thugs from smashing their pumpkins, the Buchanans filled them with live hornets.
Tags:baseball, base ball, throw, throws, throwing, thrower, throwers, thrown, catch, catches, catching, catcher, cathers, caught, fish, fishes, fish tank, fish tanks, aquarium, aquariums, smash, smashes, smashed, smashing, broken glass, break glass, idiot, idiots, moron, morons, moronic, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers