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'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
"Don't look at me. I'm just the gay friend."
Tags:obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, child, children, tantrum, tantrums, kid, kids, public space, public spaces, blame, blames, blameless, blamelessness, absolve, absolves, absolving, glare, glares, glaring, shift blame, shifts blame, shifting blame, parent, parents, parenting, restaurant, restaurants, meltdown, meltdowns, melting down, melts down, smash, smashes, smashing, plates, freakout, freakouts, brat, brats, bratty, childish, childishness, childish behaviour, childish behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, lax parenting
'As of yet, no group has claimed responsibility.'
Tags:responsible, responsibility, break, breaks, breaking, broke, broken, breakage, breakages, smash, smashes, smashed, smashing, guilt, guilts, guilty, claim, claims, claimed, claiming, accident, accidents, accidental, accidentally, vase, vases, flower pot, flower pots, ornament, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Weapons of mass destruction.
Tags:media, technology, gadgets, cell phone, cell phones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile, mobile phone, mobile phones, occupied, not paying attention, preoccupied, concentration, concentrating, paying attention, hammer, hammers, nail, nails, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, to err, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, smash, smashes, smashing, annoyed, annoying, annoy, annoys, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, malfunction, malfunctions, malfunctioning
"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"
Tags:music, concert, musician, performance, tour, concert tour, air guitar, guitar, musical instrument, invisible guitar, absurd, absurdism, absurdist, absurdists, air guitars, air guitarist, air guitarists, smash, smashes, smashing, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, musician, musicians, musical instruments, perform, performs, reuse, reusing, conserve, conserves, conserving
Ban Ban from Bedrock...
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, tantrum, tantrums, rant, rants, ranting, vindictive, vindictiveness, big stick, big sticks, smash, smashes, smashing, childish, childish behavior, childishness, bash, bashes, bashing, lose control, loses control, losing control, rant and rave, rants and raves, ranting and raving
"How's your blogging going?"
Tags:blog, blogs, blogging, write, writes, writer, writers, author, authors, writer's block, writers block, frustrate, frustrates, frustration, frustrations, rage, rages, raging, difficulty, difficulties, mental block, mental blocks, furious, hammer, hammers, destroy, destroys, computer, pc, smash, smashes, smashing, smashed, bash, bashes, bashing
"In other news, the 'nifty wifty symphony' toy is being recalled, because the music it plays can cause nearby adults to smash it into little bits, thus posing a choking hazard."
'WOOOO! I got it! Finally got the mosquito!'
'Unfortunately we don't do repairs on computers made prior to 1995. We do, however have a sale on sledgehammers.
Bill hid the football while the cat took the blame for the vase.
"Now stay off this foot for a few weeks please."
How to smash a guitar.
"I had to defend your honor -- he called you a 'hominid.'"
"If you don't like rap, you could just change the station."
Tags:baseball, base ball, throw, throws, throwing, thrower, throwers, thrown, catch, catches, catching, catcher, cathers, caught, fish, fishes, fish tank, fish tanks, aquarium, aquariums, smash, smashes, smashed, smashing, broken glass, break glass, idiot, idiots, moron, morons, moronic, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
To discourage young thugs from smashing their pumpkins, the Buchanans filled them with live hornets.
'Wow. You've got a really powerful serve.'
Tags:tennis, serve, serves, serving, service, services, heimlich manoeuvre, swallow, swallows, tennis ball, tennis balls, smash, smashes, smashing, smashed, power, powers, powerful, surprised, surprises, surprising, strong, effective, accurate, accuracy, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:karate, martial art, martial arts, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, kick, kicks, kicking, punch, punches, punching, entrance, entrances, smash, smashes, smashing, smashed, forced entry, forced entries, attack, attacks, school, schools, lesson, lessons, forceful, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Muriel often used her emotional toolbox to her distinct advantage.
Tags:toolbox, toolboxes, tool, tools, patriarchy, patriarchal, smash, smashes, smashing, mariticide, viricide, murderer, murderers, murderess, murderesses, emotion, emotions, emotional, savage, assault, assaults, assaulting, assaulted, abuse, abuses, spouse, spousal, hit, harm, advantage, swing, power, fear, pain, strike, victim, wreak havoc
Incompetent gardeners cause havoc
'The funniest part of it was...'
'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'