House-wives Cartoons and Comics

Disparate Housewives

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"You don't mind being referred to as a stay-at-home with crazy amounts of help, do you?"

"Have you ever considered changing careers Mom?"

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"I had a bit of a quiet day, so I sculpted you in butter."

"My husband just invented fire. Now he'll expect a hot meal every night."

"And to think as a child I used to love playing house."

"Farewell, my liege!"

'It's your wife, Betty. You asked me to be a lamb and bring you a cup of coffee.'

'Mother, you have made my life hell.'

'That's where Ed thinks I am.'

"Id like to treat my wife like a princess... but she's always doing housework."

'On your way home can you buy a nice bottle of wine to have with dinner. Something that compliments leftovers!'

Cook Book: Your dinner is on page 28.

When it comes to cooking, new brides keep the home fires burning.

Of course my wife can sew - she's a surgeon.

"You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!"

'Is dinner ready?'

'Wow, that's great! I'm slaving away for hours to clean up the house and noe His Highness complains about a few things I inadvertently mislayed!'

'Your dinner will be late...I'm still on my business lunch.'

'...And you said you couldn't iron.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"I asked my husband 'Would you let a billionaire businessman have me for one night only?' He said 'I'm sure he could get his ironing done cheaper than that!'"