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"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."
"You call this guacamole?"
"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"
"Mas agua for the gringos?"
Hot, Medium, Mild, Con Queso
"Did you know 'fajitas' is Spanish for 'tiny girdles'?"
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"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"
"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"
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"I don't know why I couldn't have had a peanut butter and jelly taco!"
"I told you to order the mild salsa!"
'Oh great, Mexican again...'
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"Too much chilli?"
"Guacamole is the chopped liver of Mexico."
Crossing the Nachos Grande
'You asked for a little salsa.'
"Waiter, there's a pom-pom in my soup."
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The Invention of the Burrito.
"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"
'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'
'Kind of. I did change skydiving to water aerobics, and I deleted the Mexico trip. The food makes me gassy.'
'Honey, your burrito is getting away.'
'That's Nacho Cheese!'
"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."
Tags:burrito, burritos, taco, tacos, sandwich, sandwiches, snack, snacks, mexican cuisine, mexican food, popularity contest, popularity contests, popularity, latino cuisine, spicy food, spicy foods, spice, spices, sandwich filler, sandwich fillers, foodie, foodies, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, food fad, food fads
'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'