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"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"
"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"
Tags:ice cream, sprinkle, sprinkles, pepper grinder, pepper grinders, fresh pepper, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, upscale, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, dine out, dines out, dining out, pepper mill, pepper mills, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, tableside, waiter, waiters, waiting tables, front of house, front of house service, front of house services
"Wait! is it 'Serve from the left, clear from the right' or the other way around?"
"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."
"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."
Tags:restaurant, dining, service, waiter, waiting, homeless, crazy, insane, outdoor seating, outdoor seat, outdoor seats, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting tables, homeless, homeless person, homeless people, mental illness, mentally ill, sidewalk, sidewalks, sidewalk cafe, sidewalk cafes, vagrant, vagrants, bum, bums
"I'd like the Parmesan grated, if you don't mind."
Munch in Manhattan
Tags:munch, edvard munch, scream, screams, screaming, the scream, waiter, waiters, waiting tables, menu, menus, order, orders, ordering, restaurant, restaurants, customer service, dinner, eat outeats out, eating out, dine, dines, dining, fine dining, horror, horrify, horrifies, horrifying, introvert, introverts, introversion, shy, shyness, overwhelm, overwhelms, overwhelming
"Hi, I'm Ron. I'll be your waiter this evening. Previously, I was Billy Bigelow in the Center Moriches production of 'Carousel,' Biff in the Yardley Playhouse's 'Death of a Salesman,' Nathan Detroit in Oakland's 'Guys and Dolls,' Laertes in . . ."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, dining, eating, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, wait staff, waiting tables, service, customer service, hollywood, beverly hills, new york, broadway, aspiring actor, aspiring actors, aspiring actress, aspiring actresses, actor, actors, actress, actresses, acting, play, plays, role, roles, film, films, movie, movies, cv, c.v., resume, resumes, c.v.s, curriculum vitae, list, lists, character, characters, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters
'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'
Another Day in the Salt Mines
Tags:salt mine, salt mines, workday, workdays, workday schedule, workday schedules, weekday, weekdays, privilege, privileged, life of privilege, exhausted, exhaustion, work, works, work day, work days, wealthy, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, upper class, upper classes, first world problem, first world problems, problem, problems, fancy restaurant, haute cusine, cuisine, waiter, waiters, wait tables, waits tables, waiting tables
"Don't think of it as covered with food stains, think of it as a 'Scratch and Sniff' menu."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, tavern, taverns, out to eat, eating out, dining out, waitress, waitresses, food, food server, food servers, waiting tables, menu, menus, scratch 'n sniff, scratch and sniff, bad excuse, bad excuses, excuse, excuses, messy, mess, messes, unsanitary, unhygienic, hygiene, clean, cleans, cleanliness
"I'd like the usual: a good job, nice home, loving wife, two kids, toast and coffee."
"Would you like a professional critique of your orders?"
Tags:critique, critiques, order, orders, waiter, waiters, wait tables, waiting tables, waits tables, criticism, criticisms, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, judge, judges, judging, judgement, judgements, judgemental, judgemental attitude, judgemental attitudes, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbery
Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee
Tags:cup of coffee, cups of coffee, bottomless, bottomless cup, bottomless cups, refill, refills, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, cup, cups, fill, fills, filling, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, cafe, cafes, literal, cafeteria, cafeterias, server, servers, service, waiter, waiters, waiting, wait tables, waiting tables
"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"
Tags:pretentious, pretentiousness, restaurant, restaurants, eat out, eats out, eating out, dine out, dines out, dining out, concept, concepts, dining concept, dining concepts, wacky, off the wall, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, inconvenient, inconvenience, cuisine, cuisines, waiter, waiters, waiting tables, gimmick, gimmicks, gimmickry, overcomplicated, overcomplicate, overcomplicates
"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."
Tags:restaurant, dining, obesity, medical school, waiting tables, blood pressure, waiter, server, service industry, part-time work, multitasking, health, entertainment, food, comfort food, fine dining, table manner, menu, overweight, waiters, wait staff, side job, side jobs, moonlighting, medical school, med student, med students, fat shame, fat shames
"You'd clean and set tables and make sure that each table hs a salt lick and pepper."
"My name is Jean. I'll be your downer for the evening."
Tags:party, parties, partying, bummer, bummers, bummed out, depressed, depression, depressing, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, guest, guests, party guest, party guests, cocktail party, cocktail parties, frustration, frustrations, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waiting tables
Adam and Eve and Scott
Tags:waiter, waiters, waiting tables, pepper, pepper grinder, pepper grinders, fresh pepper, peppermill, pepper mill, salad, salads, service, restaurant, restaurants, tree of knowledge, fruit of knowledge, tempt, tempts, tempting, temptations, intrusive, annoying, irritating, interrupt, interrupts, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, eat out, eats out, eating out, dine out, dines out, dining out, bad service, overzealous, wait staff, waiting staff, front of house staff
Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.
Tags:diner, diners, truck stop, restaurant, restaurants, counter service, coffee shop, coffee shops, greasy spoon, special order, special orders, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast special, breakfast specials, blue plate special, blue plate specials, customer service, waitress, waitresses, custom orders, custom order, waiting tables, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, short order cook, short order cooks
"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"
"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"
Tags:restaurant, dining out, ordering, waiters, approval, validation, security, anxiety, self confidence, dinner, lunch, dining, fine dining, waiter, waiting, waiting tables, confidence, doubt, assurance, rest assured, eat, eating, food, go-ahead, endorsement, waitress, waitresses, consent, authorization, opinion, good opinion, commendation, self assurance, self-assurance, self-confidence, nervous
'My name is Angel. No relation to the angel hair pasta.'
"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."
Tags:waiter, waiters, dining, dining out, lawyer, lawyers, restaurant, restaurants, defendant, defendants, attorney, attorneys, legal matter, legal matters, lawsuit, lawsuits, contaminate, contaminates, contamination, food contamination, defense, defence, eating out, dirty food, clean food, waiting table, waiting tables, food-borne illness, food borne illness, food poisoning, food contaminants, contaminant, contaminants