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"Today, son, you are a man."
"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"
"Kids! Empty Nest blues when they leave home, empty purse blues when they don't."
'Mother Nature gives a sign to all young animals when it's time to leave the nest. Your time is near, son - I've got rheumatism in my shoulder from taking out the purse!'
'You realize of course that the first step towards becoming an Alpha Male is to let go of your Teddy Bear...'
"Mom, I'm old enough to catch my own worms now. I don't need you to regurgitate them into my mouth anymore."