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"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"
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The Great Zerferelli's Chair worked better in controlled conditions.
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"How many times do I have to tell, you, don't call me at work!"
"It's new all right, but it's not very exciting."
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"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, sympathy, sympathetic, circus, circuses, lion tamer, lion tamers, human cannonball, human cannonballs, entertainment, circus performer, circus performers, coming home, returning home
"If I ever start showing signs of Stockholm syndrome, kill me."
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"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown
"To be honest, I'm getting tired of staging 'Hamlet.'"
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The first lion tamer.
'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'
'Where did we go wrong?'
"And for your entree, sir?"
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'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'
"It's like a business. Concentrate on the bottom lion."
Tags:circus, circuses, lion, lions, circus lion, circus lions, circus animal, circus animals, bottom line, the bottom line, lion tamer, lion tamers, ring master, ring masters, big business, big businesses, circus performer, circus performers, performing animal, performing animals, balancing act, balancing acts, accounting, accountant, accountants
A cat tamer
"It's right when you think it's done, but it's not done, that it's most dangerous."
Litter Tray Training
"All right, spit it out and let's try again."
"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."
Lion Taming School: In Case of Emergency Break Glass (for chair).
'I'm working from home today.'
Harold's 'Clown Ministry" was off to a bad start
'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'
"Yes, there is a guaranteed full refund if your husband is still not doing the dishes in two weeks."
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Lion Tamer leaves a Crisis Management Center