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'First time working on a government ship?'
All Government Employees Must Wash Their Hands Of All Responsibility Before Returning To Work.
"I've never seen the line so short. I should be finished here in no time!"
"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"
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"I used to be paid to be here."
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"The endless string of budget cuts are making things impossible. It's the worst part of this job. Having to spread so much time with people at the very end of their tether...people with no hope, no optimism for the future...people in a state of despair! A
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'I just got appointed to a government job. I need some shoes that will look good up on a desk.'
"Atilla the DMV employee"
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'Today, we have no economic data to report because 4 out of 5 government economists have been furloughed.'
A bureaucrat works under fear of punishment.
"If this turns out to be the right form, let me know."
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Government Employee Credit Union: Buy Now Sequester Later.
Bureaucrats in Cuba
Holiday for Government employees or not, all Billy cared about was that he didn't have to go to school...
Health and safety officer Hedley seconds before he became ex-health and safety officer...
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'It's OK. If I was stuck in a dead-end government job, I'd probably be every bit as sick and sadistic.'
Process my passport today and I'll take you with me!
"Not now! I'm trying to wipe my Ashley Madison account from my server!"
"The only reason I would take a job in government is to write a tell-all book!"
"I really hope it's a quick meeting, I've got a gravy train to catch!"
"Actually, I'm a government employee, and this stupid prison sentence is going to eat up most of my vacation time."
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