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'...So one day I just decided to walk away from my mortgage and, well... one thing led to another...'
"Honey, I know you wanted to make the Ten Plagues lively, but couldn't you think of something else for 'Wild Animals'?"
Today's lesson: the plague of darkness
Moses attempted to initiate the frog plague on his own.
'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'
Uses of a Dead Cat in History: And After the Plague of Locusts.
"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."
"First the frogs in Egypt, now the ones in Mom's bathtub."