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"For a limited time we'll let you buy back your stolen itendtity."
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The world's most unemployable family
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"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"
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"Wait, Bill!—I think Lassie's trying to sell us something."
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"Everybody, this is Mr. Bryce—Mr. Bryce is a salesman."
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'Already got one.' (Cat to a cat salesman selling automatic door openers.)
'Can I stress that this technique must only be used as a last resort.'
"By subscribing to one or more of these magazines, sir, you'll be helping me to achieve my goal of world domination."
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Trophies of debt collector's heads.
"If I'm not being too personal, how much do you pay for a cord of wood?"
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'A screwdriver for my husband? No - for my husband, I'd prefer rat poison.'
"Yes, but what I'm offering you is universal health care."
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The entire family
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At Death's Door.
'Be very careful, it might be an insurance salesman.'
'NOT INTERESTED? You answered the door didn't you?'
"I got three orders today, 'get lost', 'put a sock in it' and 'drop dead'!"
"You're either Jehovah's Witnesses, double glazing salesmen or bogus meter readers!"
'Good morning, Madam, I represent the last of a dying breed...'
'Yes, the ad said 'no salesmen will call'...but we're sales-martians.'
'Ma'am, I'm sure you'll find this very helpful!' (Salesman presents a book titled `How to get rid of importunate salesmen`
No pedlars, no money!
'The wife's in Australia but you can come in and wait for her if you like...'