Venture Capitalists Cartoons and Comics

'It's a venture capitalist.'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

Venture scouts/Venture capitalists.

Ben Pasternak

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"I'm starting a startup that helps other startups start up."

'My error, sir. On the phone I thought you said 'venture' capitalist.'

"Your business plan is very interesting, but I'm a venture capitalist, not a compulsive gambler!"

"We have the concept, but we can't really do anything without investors."

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

Misadventure Capitalist

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

"It is really not repulsive to see the poor asking for money as to see the rich asking for more money".

"I was a venture capitalist. This is my venture."

"Our action figures this year: a genetic engineer, a venture capitalist and a hacker."

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

Danger: Company merger in progress.

"Help the poor kids or help the poor workers,poor stockholders, poor venture captialists..."

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'