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"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."
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"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."
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"I'm starting a startup that helps other startups start up."
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"Your business plan is very interesting, but I'm a venture capitalist, not a compulsive gambler!"
"We have the concept, but we can't really do anything without investors."
"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."
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"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"
"Help the poor kids or help the poor workers,poor stockholders, poor venture captialists..."