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"Let's switch. I'll make the policy, you implement it, and he'll explain it."
"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."
Tags:complain, complaint, complaining, always complaining, never complain, approval, approve, like, get along, fire, head on fire, head on fire, on fire, aflame, burning, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, boss, bosses, employee, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, work, stoic, stoical, uncomplaining, long-suffering, forbearing
"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"
Tags:business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, businesspeople, businessperson, businesswoman, businesswomen, travel, travelling, corporate culture, corporate, travels, brag, bragging, insincere, work, working, jet, jetting, jet setting, fly, flying, flies, bragged, brags, boast, boasting, boasts, transport
"This one's too hard to type on while I'm driving."
Tags:driving, driver, drivers, business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphone, modern time, modern attitudes, modern life, modern technology, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous driving, text, texting, type typing, message, messaging, text and drive, dont text and drive, don't text and drive, phone shop, phone shops, customer complaint, customer complaints, complaint, complaints, complaining, unreasonable
Tags:colleague, colleagues, businessperson, businesspeople, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, boss, bosses, bucking bronco, bucking broncos, bucking broncho, bucking bronchos, bucking horse, bucking horses, rodeo, rodeos, workplace shinanigans, workplace games, humiliating, humiliation, competition, competitive, competitiveness
"You may be a big shot at the New York office, Miller, but here in Des Moines we do things differently."
Tags:new york, ny, new york city, new york office, des moines, iowa, regional offices, regional office, do things differently, regional differences, regional quirks, regional quirk, office, offices, big shot, big shots, business, businesses, businessperson, businesspeople, businessman, businessmen, jump, jumping, hop, hopping
"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"
"I can fit you in right now if you don't mind sitting on my three o'clock's lap."
Tags:appointment, appointments, diary, diaries, packed diary, packed diaries, full diary, full diaries, busy, busyness, fit you on, fit someone in, fit in, squeeze in, make time, have time, no time, rude, rudeness, inconvenience, inconvenient, businessperson, businesspeople, businessmen, businessman, meeting, meetings, consultation, unprofessional
A businesswoman gives a presentation on a lifeboat
Tags:lifeboat, lifeboats, sinking ship, sinking ships, ship has sunk, sinking, sunk, too late, too little too late, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessman, businessmen, business person, business people, businessperson, businesspeople, presentation, presentations, change management, change manager, change managers, giving bad news
"Yes, but you're a half hour late in dog minutes."
Tags:late, late for work, late for a meeting, running late, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanded, boss, bosses, manager, managers, employer, employers, employee, employees, telling off, dressing down, dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people, dog years, businessperson, businesspeople, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen
"You don't frighten me, T.J."
Tags:scare, scary, scaring, scares, scared, frighten, frightens, frightening, business, businesses, intimidate, intimidating, intimidates, businessman, businessmen, businesspeople, businessperson, meeting, meetings, flashlight under chin, torch, flashlight, torch under chin, defiant, defy, brave, courage, corporate culture, offices
"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."
"No, we're not eliminating your position, Fischer. We're just eliminating your salary."
Tags:fire, fired, sack, sacked, firing, fires, unemployed, unemployment, salary, salaries, eliminating your position, corporate culture, corporate cultures, corporation, corporations, businessmen, businessman, businessperson, businesspeople, veiled, imply, implied, implied, business men, business man, business person, business people, made redundant, redundancy package, reworded
"My people will be in touch with your people."
"Say something pompous!"
Tags:interview, interviewing, interviews, going to interview, suit, suits, clothes, clothing, men's clothes, men cloths, businessman, business man, businessmen, business men, business person, businessperson, businesspeople, business people, new clothes, new suits, new suit, parenting, parenthood, pompous, pomposity, pretentious, pretentious, prep, preppy, prepare, preparation, privilege, privileged, white male privilege, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, interview preparation, mollycoddle, mollycoddled, overparent, overprotective, stuck up, stuck-up, smug, first impression, first impressions
"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."
"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."
Tags:meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, business person, business people, businessperson, businesspeople, businessman, businessmen, fake, faking, pretend, pretending, clip on, clip on tie, clip on ties, parrot, parrots, bird, birds, shut up, be quiet, hostile, hostility, absurd, absurdist, everyone knows
"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
Tags:businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problems
"Of course my cough is productive."
Tags:doctor, doctors, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical exam, medical exams, medical examination, medical examinations, patient, patients, cough, coughs, productive cough, productive coughs, wet cough, wet coughs, chesty cough, chesty coughs, productive, productivity, boastful, boast, baosting, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople
"Acting responsibly is below my pay grade."
Tags:business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, businesswoman, businesswomen, responsibility, responsible, corporate responsibility, corporate culture, corporate cultures, banker, bankers, banks, banked, pay, income, earning, earnings, incomes, money, irresponsible, arrogant, wasteful, wastes, too big to fail, bailout
"A word of advice kid, never let them see your hair fall out."
"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."
Tags:smoothie, smoothies, receptionist, receptionists, assistant, assistants, secretary, secretaries, energy, energies, replace, replacement, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, business man, business men, business person, business people, smoothie, smoothies, energise, energize, blend, blending, inefficient, inefficiency, offices
"Great PowerPoint, Kevin, but the answer is no."
Tags:proposal, proposals, marriage proposals, engaged, engagement, engagements, laptop, laptops, rejection, rejections, rejecting, turnoff, turnoffs, turn off, turn offs, slideshow, slideshows, presentation, presentations, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, fiance, fiances, fiancee, fiancees, suitor, suitors, unsuitable, uninterested, lack of interest, analytical, analytical mind, analytical minds, logic, logical choice, logical choices, mindset, mindsets
"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."
Tags:offices, office workers, office worker, business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businesspeople, businessperson, coffee, coffeee, break, breaks, office break, office breaks, break time, break times, breaktime, breaktimes, break-time, break-times, job, jobs, employee, employees, career, careers, monotony, monotonous, coffee break, coffee breaks, lazy, laziness, slack, slacking, slackers, slacker, procrastinate, procrastination