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"They'll be landing soon."
"So after they were done with you, the aliens just left?"
"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."
"So you were abducted by space aliens?"
"I finally asked the space aliens to take me back home. I told them the very fabric of time could collapse unless I returned to my rightful position in the universe."
"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"
"At first I was scared...but the aliens just wanted to know about Earth's most important customs. So I told them."
"Why would space aliens save the human race?"
"Whoa...I can't believe you were abducted by space aliens! Why haven't you told anyone?"
"The little spacemen wanted to know what parents were like. I was very clear!"
"The aliens strapped me to a table and probed my mind! For an instant I became them...and they became me!"