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"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."
Cheese of the Week: Brie
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Drugs via the internet.
'Great ad! Just add 'Hurry while supplies last'.'
Desert Island Delivery
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, maroon, stranded, strand, castaway, castaways, survival, survive, clothing, clothes, warm clothes, warm clothing, over dress, over dressed, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, over dressing, winter clothes, winter clothing, impractical, impracticality, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, expensive clothes, expensive clothing, outdoor clothing, outdoorsman store, outdoorsman, outdoorsman stores, catalogue, catalogues, catalog, catalogs, mail order, mail orders, delivery, deliveries
'By opening this envelope, and taking out this letter you have voluntarily agreed to buy product...'
Mail-Order Yard Sale
"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."
Tags:shipping, shipping fee, shipping fees, mislead, misleads, misleading, cost, costs, hidden cost, hidden costs, hidden fee, hidden fees, mail order, ecommerce, internet commerce, e-commerce, online retail, online retailer, online retailers, free shipping, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, technicality, technicalities, confused, confusion
'That's right! I want to contest an unauthorized charge to my credit card!'
'Yeah, well, mate, that's the problem with internet shopping...things sometimes look different when they arrive.'
Mail Order Moms
"Looks like Santa Claus has moved from the North Pole to the Amazon."
"If your boyfriend hadn't posted you so many gifts, we would never had met."
"It's just another catalog previewing all the stuff coming tomorrow in the next catalog."
Tags:catalogs, catalogs, mail orders, mail-order, mail-orders, advertisement, advertisements, junk mail, junk mails, preview, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, letter, letters, delivery, deliveries, mail, mail order, previews, buying, selling, magazines, advertising, skin magazine, skin mag, skin mags, skin magazines
Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.
'It's an exciting new synthesis of the classical sales approach and the miracle of direct mail.'
'Hey Vinnie! Come quick! Your mail order Bride's arrived!'
"Of course your wife doesn't understand you, she only speaks Thai."
Greed: The Catalog.
'Captured Peru '97. force fed. Light torture. Mail order. And yourself?'
Paradox in the Wardrobe...The mango mail-order boxy pants were very, very, very roomy as advertised, and yet they were somehow confining.
'So it's not what you ordered? I still don't think it's a good idea to write the company to complain.'
'I just love mail order catalogues. It's so much easier to eat delivery people than to chase gazelle.'
Chimp with mail-order anthill.