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'What proof do we have there is a DOG?'
"I now believe in God."
"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
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"That was fast."
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"Do you believe in a Supreme Being?"
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"It must be for you, I'm not religious."
"Would you sign this for me?"
Persons of Faith
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They Shop Among Us
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How to believe in yourself.
"Wow, you just grabbed any old belief system that came down the pike didn't you?"
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'You weren't always faithful so some of your prayers went to God's spam.'
'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'
'But how can you believe in yourself if no one else does?'
'No Facebook page, no Twitter, no blog... and you expect kids to believe in you?'
"No, Hoskins, you're not going to do it just because I'm telling you to do it. You're going to do it because you believe in it."
"I don't doubt that it's perfectly innocent, Margaret, but it does have the appearance of impropriety."
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What Lemmings Believe
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'Today's national Atheist day.' 'I don't believe it.'
"Same thing every September. He begins to doubt the existence of man, then football season begins, and he snaps out of it."
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'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.
"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."
'I'm praying for foam kneelers.'