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'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'
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"I'm afraid they've decided to stop kidding around!"
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"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"
'Now, don't make a big fuss -- we're just migrant workers.'
'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'
'Remember -- if anybody gives you any trouble, just yell, 'racial profiling'!'
'Now, don't panic -- we're just here to do a little stem-cell research.'
'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'
'No saucer again! What do they take me for - a mug?'
'How about that ? they must have developed a resistance to oxygen!'
'They have a great air defense system, so the safest thing is to land in Mexico and walk across the border.'
'We don't have any vehicle registration, do we?'
'Is it safe to drink the ammonia here?'
Immigration and Naturalization Service has no idea what it's doing.
'He's a cro-magnon -- you owe me five bucks!'
Storm in a Teacup
"Coffee strong enough, darling?"
"Dang. I left my coffee on the roof of the saucer."
Various snacks and drinks
"Hi. We're refugees from an interstellar war -- Where do we go to sign up for government benefits?"
Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'
Little alien steals teacup saucer.
A UFO is flying over the planet; on the side of the UFO is its identification number.
Sign in cafe: Coffee top-ups are means tested and subject to status.
Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.