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"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."
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"Hold it - we almost forgot his benefits package."
'Bigger and better golden parachutes is not the kind of innovative proposals that will move our company forward.'
"I'd be upset, too, if they replaced my golden parachute with a dirty rolled-up carpet."
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'This is my corporate emergency exit!!'
'No golden parachute, but our severence package includes witness protection.'
Golden Parachutes for Middle Managers
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"When examining these new contracts, gentlemen, please note that in Paragraph 48 the word 'golden' has been replaced by 'plywood' and 'parachute' is now 'toboggan.'"
Tags:economy, recession, fine print, cost reduction, retirement, fired, firing, golden parachute, firings, mass firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, bad economy, recessions, great recession, golden parachute, golden parachutes, golden handshake, golden handshakes, downsize, downsizes, downsizes, restructure, restructures, restructuring, corporation, corporations, corporate culture
"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do provide a very attractive escape hatch."
"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."
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"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."
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'Not to worry. The shareholders packed your golden parachute.'
"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do offer a very attractive escape hatch."
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"Good news, Lundberg. We're going to be able to give you an honorable discharge."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, personnel, hierarchy, unemployment, fire, fired, let go, made redundant, redundant, redundancy, honorable discharge, honourable discharge, military language, bad news, news, softening the blow, golden parachute, corporate crime, white collar crime, white collar crimes, let him down easy, let them down easy
"I have complete confidence that the company will overcome its debt load."
'We didn't get our golden parachute, I'm afraid it's back to kibbles and bits.'
'I thought you were ousted as CEO.' 'I was. But with my golden parachute I bought the company. I'm Baaack!'
"No, son, there's no severance package."
"The board wants me to retire. They offered me a golden parachute pants deal."
"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."
'I am confident that the firm will pull out of its nosedive ...okay, gotta go!'
'You wouldn't know to look at me now, but I was around in the days of 'Obscene Compensation'.'
"No golden parachute, Johnson. But we do have a lovely parting goody bag."
"All the beer I can drink in a year? That's the buyout?"
Tags:brewery, breweries, buyout, buyouts, brewing, beer, beers, ale, ales, craft beer, craft beers, real ale, real ales, lager, lagers, buying out, buy-out, buy-outs, buy out, buy outs, corporate takeover, corporate takeovers, offer, offer, management buyout, management buyouts, severance, severance pay, golden parachute, golden parachutes, golden handshake, golden handshakes
'Of course, the real money is after you leave the throne and become a lobbyist.'