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"Hold it - we almost forgot his benefits package."
'Bigger and better golden parachutes is not the kind of innovative proposals that will move our company forward.'
"I'd be upset, too, if they replaced my golden parachute with a dirty rolled-up carpet."
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'This is my corporate emergency exit!!'
'No golden parachute, but our severence package includes witness protection.'
Golden Parachutes for Middle Managers
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"When examining these new contracts, gentlemen, please note that in Paragraph 48 the word 'golden' has been replaced by 'plywood' and 'parachute' is now 'toboggan.'"
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"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."
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"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do provide a very attractive escape hatch."
"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do offer a very attractive escape hatch."
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'I thought you were ousted as CEO.' 'I was. But with my golden parachute I bought the company. I'm Baaack!'
"The board wants me to retire. They offered me a golden parachute pants deal."
"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."
"All the beer I can drink in a year? That's the buyout?"
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'Of course, the real money is after you leave the throne and become a lobbyist.'
'My severance package was an insult. It's not about the small amount of money. It's about how little I can buy with the money.'
'Nobody wants to hear the 'Outta Work With The Eight Million Dollar Severance Package Blues'.'
"We've downgraded the Golden Parachute."
"We've been here forty years - When do we get our golden parachutes?"
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'We've downgraded the Golden Parachute.'
"I'm prepared to offer you a severance package..."
'The golden parachutes are all gone. You'll have to settle for a golden lifejacket.'
'When I retire I hope for a soft landing.'
'Look at it this way - you've got secure retirement in a gated community...only your handcuffs aren't golden.'
'So, no golden parachute, then?'