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'If you look at paragraph 23 section 12 you'll see that your comprehensive life insurance does not in fact cover the thanksgiving holiday period.'
'Say hello, everyone, to Bert Phelps. He'll be taking the job of security manager for our entire poultry products division!'
'Could I jump in front of you? I'm bursting to lay I think I might Egg myself.'
"Of course, lack of discipline is a major problem in raising free-range chickens!"
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The literal use of the common metaphor was instantly notices by Skippy the fox.
"Daylight come and me wan go home."
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American Heatwave: 'Hard-boiled again, Martha?'
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"Free-range is when we give the chickens a head start."
'I know I don't have much saved up, but I really need to retire before the end of the month.'
'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'
"Here's what I don't get – we don't even have fingers."
Chickens one side - Foxes other side - Crisis Management in the middle.
"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it's Grade A."
"I suppose it had to happen sooner or later."
'Well, yes, we are having you for dinner this evening, and, no, you don't have to bring wine!'
Goosestepping Nazi Geese
'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'
'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'
"I can assure you our eggs only come from free range chickens."
Fee Range Chickens
Jesus 'raising' chickens as a kid
Free Range Christmas Poultry
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, bridleway, bridle path, poaches, poaching, poacher, poachers, falcon, falcons, falconry, hawking, hawk, hawks, poultry farm, poultry farms, turkey farm, turkey farms, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, free range, poach, christmas, thelwell
'Hey guys! He just said we'll all be in gravy soon! We're going to be rich!'
"It seems like this always happens around this time of year."