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"So what. Nobody lives forever."
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"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."
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A turkey on a turkey farm holding a sign saying "The world will end Nov. 27".
Tags:thanksgiving, thanksgiving day, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, thanksgiving meal, thanksgiving meals, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, thanksgiving holidays, animal, animals, bird, birds, turkey, turkeys, turkey farm, turkey farms, november 27th, november 27, sign, signs, warn, warning, warnings, the world will end, end of the world, the end is near, world's end, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, religion, religious, death, prophet, prophets, prediction, predictions, prophecy, prophecies, slaughter, murder, killing, problem, problems
"It's worth a try."
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£"First they murder your whole family, then they start singing peace on Earth..."
"Who's your neck guy?"
"Should we worry that the farmer "liked" our selfie, and commented about how delicious we look?"
"This one's self-basting."
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"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."
'Before the end of November, we need to learn to do that.'
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"My existing plan dropped me, too!"
"Furthermore, the killer is in this very room!"
"Cuttin' out the middle man!"
"You poor thing. Let's get you cleaned up."
"Never say you're stuffed!"
"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."
Tags:thanksgiving, no shave november, movember, cancer awareness, turkeys, thanksgivings, turkey farm, turkey farms, farmers, shave, shaves, facial hair, moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, turkey, axe, farmer, holiday, decapitation, reynolds unwrapped, male cancers, sponsorship, sponsorships
Free Range Christmas Poultry
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, bridleway, bridle path, poaches, poaching, poacher, poachers, falcon, falcons, falconry, hawking, hawk, hawks, poultry farm, poultry farms, turkey farm, turkey farms, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, free range, poach, christmas, thelwell
'Hey guys! He just said we'll all be in gravy soon! We're going to be rich!'
"It seems like this always happens around this time of year."
"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."
"It's getting harder and harder to find a man with a head on his shoulders."
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"Take these and keep the location app on - the boss said he might need to know where we are."
Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.