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"I was trying to send a text message, but I think I bombed a terrorist camp with a remote control drone."
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'These new nuclear pesticides are four times more effective than chemicals, plus they're darned fun to watch!'
One-man show: Only one man shows up in audience.
Cruelty-Free Produced Without Animal Testing And With Mo Animal By-Products
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USS Arizona in the Pearl Harbor Attack
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'My name's Bud, I'm a pigeon and I bomb statues.'
Sunrise. Sunflop. Sunback.
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Fish building a bomb to save themselves.
Children and war
The Russians soon regretted sharing their military secrets with the squirrels.
'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'
'Crowley has a black belt in bombing.'
Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'
IMAX films that bombed.
Baseball promotions that bombed.
PEZ designs that bombed.
School field trips that bombed.
'My husband is not an underwear bomber! He's just got a... well... you know... 'problem'.'
'Libya, oh Libya, say have you bombed Libya...'
Anti Terrorist litter basket.
'I do not care what you do, I will always love you my son!'
If you want peace, prepare for war.
'Sure we're concerned about terrorism, but the only bombs we've seen around here are some of the movies we've booked.'