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"I don't do windows."
"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."
"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."
"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
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"When I die I want a closed casket funeral. . . Correct."
'What's our ETA?'
"Oh no! Did you leave the People Magazine crossword puzzle where the fish could see it?!"
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"How long can you hold that pose?!"
". . . but is it intelligent life?"
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"We'd better drink up."
"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."
How their world views have changed over time.
"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."
Water Cooler Fish
"Well, any plans for the weekend so far?"
'Don't tap on the glass sweetie.'
'You're looking well - you been on holiday?'
'I've left the keys in the dash if you want to borrow it!'
Gateway to Heaven for goldfish.
'Can I borrow a bowl of water?'
'Thank goodness they've put us in the TV-room: Can you imagine how boring it would be otherwise...'
"Going anywhere nice this weekend?"
"D'you know I believe you're right - there isn't any water in here!"