Harpoons Cartoons and Comics

Bob begins to regret his decision to stay for one last drink.

"I quit the NRA and joined a bunch of guys with harpoons."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Oh, c'mon. I wasn't that terrible!"

"Don't make eye contact..."

"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."

"You can skip past the actual harpooning."

'The nurse tells me you haven't been swallowing your pills.' (Doctor has harpoon).

"He's harpooned on me, isn't he?"

Ice Whaling

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Dire straits.

Captain Ahab As A Boy

'Harpooning whales is easy -- the hard part is filling out the environmental impact statements.'

'Where'd he go??'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

"Other than the harpoon, I can't find a thing wrong with you."

'Great job! ? take the rest of the day off!'

"Call me Ishmael, - or Fish Meal, if I fall overboard."

'There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

'I don't know how to put this Doris, but I think its about time your Jim lost some weight for his own safety.'

The future was a frightening place for Ahab.

What? He wants a restraining order? He wants a restraining order?! I'm the one with the harpoon scars!!

'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'