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Bob begins to regret his decision to stay for one last drink.
"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."
"Oh, c'mon. I wasn't that terrible!"
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"Don't make eye contact..."
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"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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'The nurse tells me you haven't been swallowing your pills.' (Doctor has harpoon).
"He's harpooned on me, isn't he?"
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Captain Ahab As A Boy
'Harpooning whales is easy -- the hard part is filling out the environmental impact statements.'
'Where'd he go??'
'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'
"Other than the harpoon, I can't find a thing wrong with you."
'Great job! ? take the rest of the day off!'
"Call me Ishmael, - or Fish Meal, if I fall overboard."
'There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'
'I don't know how to put this Doris, but I think its about time your Jim lost some weight for his own safety.'
The future was a frightening place for Ahab.
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What? He wants a restraining order? He wants a restraining order?! I'm the one with the harpoon scars!!
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'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'
'Tough day at the office dear?!'
'Well, there's a cannon with a harpoon at the bow: We have to assume they're not here to study us...'
Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.