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"Was I upset when you gave me a full day of beauty?"
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'I'm afraid your lifestyle has caught up with my body.'
"That's great, but you still have to walk more."
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"Be honest- how much are you exercising?"
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"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"
'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'
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One C Battery, Two Double A's.
Tags:modern technology, battery, batteries, energy, energise, energising, energize, energizing, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, cell, cells, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, fitness, unfit, unfitness, tablet, tablets, medication, medications, taking medication, drug, drugs, pick me up, pick-me-up, vitamin, vitamins, vitamin supplement, vitamin supplements, gender issues
"I hate my gym."
"All right, but just one more episode."
'Sport and politics definitely shouldn't mix!'
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitiudes, modern man, unfit, unfitness, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, renaissance, the renaissance, vitruvian man, the vitruvian man, plan a, plan b, backup plan, backup plans, back-up plan, back-ups plans, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments
"I'll say this for Richard - he's anatomically correct."
Tags:women talking about men, attractive, attractiveness, husband, husbands, husband and wife, husbands and wives, couple, couples, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, complement, complements, complementing, anatomically correct, unattractive, unattractiveness, unfit, unfitness, disappointment, disappointing, disappointments
Runners at the end of a 'Fun Run'.
'Too much intake - not enough burnout.'
"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"
"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."
"Consider yourself chased."
Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.
A stand of Mother's Day greeting cards for different types of mothers
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, mother's day, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, types of mothers, types of moms, types of mums, biological, working, surrogate, surrogates, surrogacy, adoptive, earth, single, in-law, mother-in-law, unwed, unfit, relationship, relationships, holiday, holidays, retail, sign, signs, signage, word play, wordplay
'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'
"Chubby! Who the hell is Chubby?"
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, bed, beds, snow white, seven dwarves, seven dwarfs, 7 dwarfs, 7 dwarves, weight gain, gaining weight, gain weight, chub, chubby, chubbiness, fat, fattening, overweight, obese, obesity, name and shame, coming to terms, come to terms, name change, change names, name changes, mid life crisis, unfit, fitness, story, story book, storybook, storybooks, character, characters
"Like many large people, Benson moves with remarkable grace."
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'Running away from your problems does not count as exercise.'
'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'
"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"