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'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'
"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."
"Great...I need to use the phone top ring for help to understand the contract so I can buy the phone."
"It says here that if your gas barbecue hasn't been used all winter, you should check it over thoroughly before lighting it for the first time!"
'... taking great care 'NOT' to press the button labelled 'Thermo-Nuclear War'.
"Look in the index, surely it has a drain SOMEPLACE!"
'What do you mean, 'No warranty??' The user manual does not say that I can't send a Cappuccino by email!'
Hammer User Manual
'Your conservation area now meets health & safety standards'
"That completes the reading of her will. She also left an S.O.P. for how to live with you, should you ever remarry."