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"Let's get a snack after the rodeo."
Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.
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'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'
'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'
'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'
Horse Roadside Assistance
"For the last time - you and your horsie get away from me and stay away!"
Tags:horse, horses, horse ride, horse rides, horse around, horses around, horsing around, bar, bartender, bartenders, bar fly, bar flies, barfly, mess around, messing around, play, plays, playing, immature, immaturity, warn, warns, warning, warnings, drinker, drinkers, drinking, bar fight, bar fights, fight, fights, fighting, brawl, brawls, brawling
'Can Anna come out and ride?'
'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'
'Being the kids favourite ride in pony club does not make you 'king of the yard'!'
'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'
"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."
Tags:horse ride, horse rides, racing horse, racing horses, horse stable, horse stables, thoroughbred, thoroughbreds, horse breeder, horse breeders, retirement, retirements, racer, racers, horse trek, horse treks, joyride, joyrides, joy ride, joy rides, joy-ride, joy-rides, retirement plan, retirement plans
"Ever ride before?"
'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'
The Lazy Triple Z Dud Ranch
'OK, take off the blindfolds. We're out of sight of the riding stable now.'
'I wish the government would act: This child obesity epidemic is hurting us...'
'That's our vet, leading the ride!'
"Yes, you show signs of depression, but there may be a simple explanation: does your cowboy listen to a lot of country music?"
Tags:depression, depressions, depressed, mental health, mental state, mental states, explanation, cowboy, cowboys, equestrian, equestrians, horse ride, horse rides, horse rider, horse riders, country music, country musics, musical taste, western, westerns, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks
"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."
"Let me take you for a ride."