Platitudes Cartoons and Comics

'I eliminated all the platitudes and cliche statements, from your mission statement, and I'm left with this blank sheet of paper.'

Artist:
Bacall, Aaron
Search ID:
aban1733
High Res:
2384x1714 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cv, cvs, resume, resumes, cliche, cliches, cliché, clichés, mission statement, mission statements, blank sheet of paper, platitude, platitudes, mission, missions, writer, writers, corporate culture, corporate environment, business model, business plans

'Today is the first day of the rest of your life. You can only hope the second day of the rest of your life is more interesting.'

Artist:
Baldwin, Mike
Search ID:
mban2803
High Res:
1723x1928 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
presentations, presentations, self-help, motivational speaker, motivational speakers, first day, the first day of the rest of your life, platitudes, tired speakers, presentations, interesting, boring, talks, bored, interest, interested

'The investment trainer told us to innovate and push the envelope, but I'd rather just push the send button.'

Artist:
Carter, Jon
Search ID:
jcen1866
High Res:
2448x2986 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
management, corporate, company, companies, management trainers, management training, office workers, office work, platitudes, cliches, pushing the envelope, push the envelope, email, emailing, e-mail, computers, tech, technology, motivational speakers, motivational trainers, motivational training, innovation, stagnation, initiative, motivation

"Hey, I'm a platypus. I like platitudes."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303473
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bar, bars, pub, pubs, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, platypus, platypuses, platitude, platitudes, cliche, cliches, proverb, proverbs, language, overused saying, overused sayings

A Truism's Journey

Artist:
Veley, Bradford
Search ID:
bven1271
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2331x2571 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
truism, truisms, platitudes, truth, platitude, wisdom, wise, wise, saying, adage, nugget, nuggets, cliches, cliche, zeitgeist, pop culture, popular culture, civilisation, civilisations, civilizations, philosopher, philosophers, civilization, literature, philosophy, philosophic, philosophical, shallow

"But apart from pay, conditions, stress, increased bureaucracy, recruitment problems, patient expectations, and violence...'

Artist:
Fran
Search ID:
for0317
High Res:
1800x2817 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doctors, doctor, unhelpful, inactive, disinterested, labour, platitudes, platitude, labour party, labour, politicians, politician, burdens, burden

"I liked that meeting. It had just the right mix of information and lofty platitudes."

Artist:
Bacall, Aaron
Search ID:
aban2815
High Res:
2294x2725 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
meetings, businessmen, businessman, business proposal, business plan, business plans, info, information, platitude, office job, office jobs, business meeting, business meetings, corporate culture, corporate environment, meeting, platitudes, information

'It's not important to know all the answers. It's more important to anticipate all the questions and be ready to offer suitable platitudes.'

Artist:
Bacall, Aaron
Search ID:
aban2265
High Res:
2028x2317 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, corporate environment, corporate environments, platitude, platitudes, anticipate, anticipating, anticipates, mentor, mentors, business tip, business tips, mentoring, confidence, confident, office politics

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Artist:
Wildt, Chris
Search ID:
cwln6145
High Res:
1800x2510 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, journey, journeys, guru, gurus, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, wise men, wisdoms, spiritual advice, proverb, mountain, hermit, hermits, monk, monks, wisdom, truth, wise man, seeker, platitudes, sayings, proverbs, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, platitude

At the Stonewall Mall

Artist:
BART
Search ID:
bron3611
High Res:
1800x1611 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
stonewall, stonewalling, stonewalled, stonewalls, cliches, cliche, clichés, clichés, platitude, empty platitude, empty platitudes, feeble excuse, feeble excuses, excuse, excuses, empty word, empty words, platitudes, stalling, feeble excuses

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

Artist:
Hardin, Patrick
Search ID:
phan260
High Res:
2427x2470 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
platitude, platitudes, banality, banalities, cliche, cliches, cliché, clichés, report, reports, business jargon, corporate jargon, buzzword, buzzwords, buzz word, buzz words, oral presentation, oral presentations, feedback, constructive, criticism

Have A Nice Day (piss off)

Artist:
Kinsella, Paul
Search ID:
pknn923
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1784x2224 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
have a nice day, nice day, platitude, platitudes, valediction, valedictions, trite, smiley, smiley face, happy face, smilies, smiley faces, happy faces, emoticon, emoticons, good mood, good moods, bad mood, bad moods, moody, moodiness, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness

Nuclear Security Summit

Artist:
BART
Search ID:
bron3461
High Res:
1800x2331 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
stereotypes, hypocrisy, verbiage, cliches, platitudes, spin, world politics, terrorism, war on terror, nuclear terrorism, the hague, nuclear summit, nuclear security, nuclear security summit, world leaders

'Let's add a few more platitudes. This is a homey speech and cliches are verbal comfort food.'

Artist:
Wildt, Chris
Search ID:
cwln2885
High Res:
1800x1643 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
homey, platitude, platitudes, speech writer, speech writers, speech writing, cliche, cliches, comfort food, comfort foods, public speaker, public speakers, public speaking, campaign, campaigns, campaigner, campaigners, politician, politicians, speeches

'Glad to heart it. We're recruiting.'

Artist:
BART
Search ID:
bron3052
High Res:
1800x1404 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
psychiatry, science, taxes, theft, organised crime, organized crime, conspiracy, conspiracies, theory, theories, democracy, spin, cynic, cynicism, bar, pub, bore at the bar, devil, demon, death, hell, recruiting, lost soul, lost souls, platitudes, truism, sweeping statement

Duck-Billed Platitude

Artist:
McGillen, J
Search ID:
jmg0065
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3000x2653 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sayings, saying, phrase, phrases, platitudes, platitude, punning, puns, pun, platypus, duck-billed platypus, platypuses, platypus

'Cheer up buddy. Plenty more people on the land.'

Artist:
Aaron, Huw
Search ID:
haa0034
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2157x1537 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fish, fishes, plenty more fish in the sea, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split, splits, split up, splitting up, dump, dumps, dumped, getting dumped, platitude, platitudes

'There's plenty of other fish in the sea.'

Artist:
Reynolds, Dan
Search ID:
dre0592
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1321x1850 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fish, fishes, mermaid, mermaids, fisherman, fishermen, fish, plenty of fish in the sea, plenty of other fish in the sea, break up, break ups, breaking up, split, splits, split up, splitting up, dinner date, dinner dates, platitude, platitudes, fish in the sea, sea, seas

'Obama will deliver a vapid, rambling speech full of cliches and platitudes, and a thrill will go up Christ Matthews' leg.'

Artist:
Baloo -Rex May-
Search ID:
rman13221
High Res:
2100x1500 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
nowstradamus, nostradamus, prediction, predictions, prophet, prophets, future, futures, vision, visions, public speaker, public speakers, obama, barack, speech, vapid, rambling, cliches, platitudes, chris matthews, thrill, public speech, public speeches

Radio phone-in: 'Hello, how are you' time wasters.

Artist:
Williams, Tom
Search ID:
twln437
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1778x1850 pixels (unwatermarked)
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radio, wireless, phone-in, radio phone-in, radio phone-ins, radio dj, radio djs, how are you, radio show, radio shows, presenter, presenters, host, dj, listener, listeners, greeting, greetings, hello, cliche, irritation, platitudes, inappropriateness, anger, rage

Chat host's irritation at 'Hello, how are you?' greeting.

Artist:
Williams, Tom
Search ID:
twln385
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1650x1850 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
radio, radios, wireless, phone-in, radio phone-in, radio show, radio shows, programme, program, presenter, host, listener, listeners, how are you, greeting, hello, welcome, welcome home, cliche, irritable, irritation, platitudes, radio dj, dj, djs, presenters, hosts, phone ins

That's my boss for you - a platitude with an attitude.

Artist:
Wildt, Chris
Search ID:
cwln1791
High Res:
1800x2558 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
platitude, platitudes, have a nice day, attitude, bad attitude, bad attitudes, greeting, greetings, fast foods, fast food, fast food worker, fast food workers, junk food, junk foods, boss, bosses, burger, burgers, burger joint, burger joints

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

Artist:
Stik -Bill Greenhead-
Search ID:
bgrn2024
High Res:
2402x3000 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cow, cows, farm, farming, sayings, welcome, platitudes, how's it hanging, hang, hung, hanging, well hung, udder, udders, hello, hellos, cattle, greeting, greetings