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"Darling, I've come crawling back to you, just the way you always said I would."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, former, previous, crawling back, returning, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play
Tags:returns, return, returning, refund, refunds, refunding, refunded, shopper, shoppers, shopping, consumerism, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerists, remorse, remorseful, regret, regretting, regretful, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, customer, customers, return service, return service, buyer, buyers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
December 26th . . . The Returns
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, santa claus, santa, elf, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, elves, north pole, december, december 26th, december 26, the day after christmas, boxing day, return, returns, returning, exchange, exchanges, unwanted gifts, unwanted presents, gift, gifts, present, presents, shopping, christmas chopping, store, stores, shop, shops, sack, sacks, consumerism, santa's helper, santa's helpers
"Damn, Toto! We're back in Kansas!"
Tags:kansas, wizard of oz, return, returns, returning, walk, walks, walking, long walk, long walks, fantasy, fantasy land, fantasy lands, yellow brick road, home, homes, home land, home lands, home life, home lives, return home, returns home, returning home, get back, gets back, getting back, homecoming, homecomings
Magic kit - make anything mysteriously disappear.
"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, flood, flooding, great flood, dove, doves, animal, animals, returning, parking, parking regulations, suspended, suspension, parking places, parking spots, transportation, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, water, parking rules, parking restrictions
'Simpler Times Ahead'
Tags:simple, innocent, innocence, childhood, child, kid, kids, childhood home, home, homes, house, growing up, regress, regression, visiting, nostalgia, nostalgic, drive, driving, driving home, going home, returning, home for the holidays, country, countryside, idealism, idealistic, idyllic, idyll, car, cars, family, family home
"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."
Tags:present, presents, gift, gifts, birthday, birthdays, christmas, christmases, wrap, wrapping, picky, fuss, fussy, standards, return, returning, refund, refunding, mum, mums, mother, mothers, mom, moms, parent, parents, annoying, annoyed, annoy, give back, take it back, returning, good enough, not good enough, please, pleasing, hard to please, demanding, choosing, choosy, family, families, adult family, clothes, fashion, shop, shopping, store
"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, empty nest, empty nester, empty nesters, adolescent, adolescence, young adults, son, sons, college, colleges, university, universities, student, students, return, returning, returning home, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer break, summer breaks, summer holiday, summer holidays, boarder, boarders, boarding, bed, beds, bunk bed, bunk beds, room, rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, living at home, living with parents, exception, exceptions, renter, renters, renting, tenant, tenants, tenancy
"If they fit, we can return them."
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, christmas day, gift, gifts, present, presents, opening gifts, opening presents, fashion, clothes, clothing, men's clothing, men's clothes, menswear, pants, trousers, baggy, loose fitting, style, trend, trends, fad, fads, trendy, in-style, boys clothes, boys clothing, boy, boys, teen, teens, teenager, fit, ill-fitting, return, returning, returns, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, refund, refunding, refunds, retail, consumerism
"It's your mother. She's floated back."
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, ice flow, ice flows, ice floe, ice floes, eskimos, inuit, inuits, yupik, yupiks, mother in law, mothers in law, float, floats, float away, floats away, floating away, exile, exiles, exiled, sent away, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, in-law, in-laws, return, returns, returning
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, home, homes, boomerang, boomerangs, return, returns, returning, returned, returner, returners, baby, babies, son, sons, disappoint, disappoints, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments, shock, shocks, shocked, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, player, players, glove, gloves, sporting goods, sporting equipment, glove pocket, glove pockets, return, returns, returning, returned, defect, defects, defective, fault, faults, faulty, faulted, customer, customers, rubbish, useless, bring back, brings back, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Mendez, fake like you're going to retire in order to spend more time with family, then go wide right."
Tags:sport, sports, football, football player, football players, player, players, athlete, athletes, professional, professionals, huddle, huddling, huddles, retire, retiring, retirement, comeback, comebacks, returning, return, fake, pretend, pretending, spend time with family, play, plays, strategy, strategies
"I'm going back. I'm getting dry skin."
"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."
Tags:loot, loots, looting, pillage, pillages, pillaging, store credit, credit, store credit, return, returns, returning, consumer, consumers, consumption, retail, retail store, retail stores, shop, shops, viking, vikings, viking helmet, viking helmets, cash back, store policy, store policies, as good as money, raid, raids, raiding, raider, raiders
"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."
Tags:tree, trees, forest, forests, woods, nature, environment, paper, newspaper, newspapers, recycled, recycling, recycle, religion, religious, buddhism, jainism, hinduism, sikhism, reincarnation, reincarnated, rebirth, death, after death, afterlife, belief, beliefs, believe, faith, return, returning, life, eco-friendly, environmentally friendly, recycled paper, cycle, circle of life, philosophy, philosophical, transmigration
A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.
Tags:autumn, fall, tree, trees, season, seasons, seasonal, lawn, lawns, lawn care, yardwork, housework, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, chore, chores, rake, rakes, raking, raking the leaves, leaf, leaves, climbing, escaping, returning, personification, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, nature
Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.
Tags:surgery, surgeries, elton john, elton john glasses, glasses, spectacles, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, disabled list, dl, return, returns, returning, pitcher's mound, pitcher's mounds, comeback, comebacks
"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"
Tags:home, returning home, return, returns, returning, come back, comes back, coming back, errand, errands, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, victor, victors, victorious, call your wife, calling your wife, chore, chores, menial task, menial tasks, army, armies, general, generals, military leader, military leaders, married life
"This one is broken."
"No kidding …? This is my first reunion, too."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, salmon, salmons, swimming, upstream, upriver, river, rivers, returning, going home, returning home, jumping, leaping, waterfall, waterfalls, reunion, reunions, class reunion, class reunions, family reunion, family reunions, first time, first times, mating season, spawning
Calendar; 'Point of no return.'
"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, broccoli, wrong, return, returning, complaint, complaints, complaining, cooking, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, gmo, g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, genetically modified, food safety, genetics, dna, biology, science, food science, gm food, gm foods, g.m. food, g.m.s foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, genetically engineered food, genetically engineered foods, ge food, ge foods, g.e. food, g.e. foods, bio-engineered food, bio-engineered foods, genetic engineering, organic food, organic foods, technology, modern life
"Let me just ask your on question, madam—have you been doing unto the product as you would have the product do unto you?"
Tags:customer service, service, service counter, service counters, return, returns, complaint, complaints, complaining, returning, customer, customers, product, products, retail, consumerism, golden rule, questioning, suspicious, damaged, broken, refund, refunds, refunding, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, store, stores, shop, shops, department store, department stores