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'The only part of the job I don't like is that they celebrate 'bring yourself to work day' five times a week.'
"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."
"All right. Where did Jenkins go?"
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"I didn't go to the office today. I went to the zoo."
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Shopping...You Should Be At Work
"You said to have a Great Day so I skipped work and played golf."
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'Frank still isn't here! I swear, if he calls off today and we have to cover his post again...'
"Dad, do they ever have a 'Staying Home From Work Cause You're Faking You're Sick With Your Child' day?"
"Fenwick, Benton & Perkins. How may I direct your call?"
'Haven't seen him yet. Not sure what the story is.'
"Won't your boss miss you?"
'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'
'Someone said 'good morning,' so I thought I'd leave work for the day while I was ahead.'
'Cheer up, Mr Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'
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'What cloak of invisibility? Just admit that you missed work yesterday.'
'I hope you believe in life after death? Because after you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.'
"Your father popped in yesterday on a surprise visit. It was certainly a surprise to us you said you'd be at his funeral!"
'This is your best excuse for not coming to work so far, Koslowski, but you'll be sorry if you're shamming again!'
'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'
"Good thing...because after you left work early yesterday to go to your grandma's funeral...she stopped in to say hello."
"I don't see myself coming in tomorrow."
'And that's why you're not going in to work today.'
'This is my multi application cell phone, it does all my work. I just hit OK button!'