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"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"
Bob's revelation that the key to putting things in proper perspective is timing...
'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'
"Now that you're forty, you look so much like the man I sought solace with when your father was out w***ing around."
'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'
"You know, the world would be a better place if we all treated each other like clients."
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, man, men, dating, date, dates, false, fake, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, balding, hairloss, hair loss, alopecia, facial hair, moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, dishonest, dishonesty, revelation, revelations, confession, confessions, shocking, beauty, beauty standards
"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"
Tags:apocalypse, apocalypses, horsemen, horsemen of the apocalypse, four horsemen of the apocalypse, revelation, revelations, bible, bibles, christian, christians, ecology, ecological disaster, global warming, apocalyptic, rapture, raptures, ecological disasters, global-warming, climate change, climate-change, armageddon, disaster, disasters, environment, environmental damage
"Hang on Gary, I think our Tracy's having an Epiphany!"
'Wendall just had a great insight. He realised he's full of baloney.'
"When I ﬁrst heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I ﬁgured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."
Tags:football, american football, broadcast, broadcasts, broadcasting, broadcast network, broadcast networks, brand, brands, television network, television networks, epiphany, sports, sports broadcasting, sports broadcaster, sports broadcasts, broadcast, broadcasts, broadcasting, revelation, revelations, same, sameness, similarity, similarities
'Mum, Dad... I know you'll find this hard to accept, but I'm afraid I'm straight!'
"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."
'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'
"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, surprise, surprises, shocking, revelation, revelations, confession, confession, secret, secrets, canada, canadian, canadians, canuck, canucks, nationality, nationalities, citizenship
"Behold, for I have received a text message!"
"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, priest, priests, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, church, churches, till death do us part, humiliating, humiliation, humiliations, revelation, revelations, embarrassment, embarrassing, can't get worse, worse, couldn't get worse, come to light, politics, politician, politicians, unromantic, scandal, scandals, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, cheater, cheaters, stand by, acceptance, accept
The Four Pommel Horsemen of the Apocalypse
'Good Heavens, you're right - money IS everything!'
"I think he's about to present us with an idea."
Tags:idea, ideas, big idea, big ideas, idea man, idea men, revelation, revelations, profit, profits, profiting, boss, bosses, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, corner office, corner offices, ray of light, rays of light, light ray, light rays, godsend, godsends, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, arrogant, arrogance, ego-driven, boss, bosses, higher-up, higher-ups, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies
'Find out who has the licensing rights on this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly.'
"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella."
Tags:salmonella, e coli, bacterias, diseases, health inspector, health inspectors, restaurant inspector, restaurant inspectors, restaurant inspection, restaurant inspections, revelations, chef, chefs, food poisoning, stomach bug, stomach bugs, stomach virus, stomach viruses, restaurant hygiene, salmonella, e. coli, disease, bacteria, infection
"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, couple, couples, truth, honest, honesty, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, accident, accident, crash, crashes, bad driver, bad drivers, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous, risky, unsafe, confession, confessions, revelation, revelations, rich, wealthy
"Imitation eggs made of soybeans and imitation soybeans made of eggs."