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"A rabbi, a priest and a duck! What a coincidence. I'm a joke writer."
'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'
Tags:charon, ferryman, ferrymen, living, livings, career, careers, styx, acheron, greek mythology, greek mythologies, underworld, hades, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, job, jobs, bad joke, bad jokes, pun, puns, inappropriate, joke, jokes, humour, humor, grim reaper, grims, non sequitur
"Why would I want to do that?"
"Everything he says comes straight form the communal joke pool."
"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."
Tags:why did the chicken cross the road, bad joke, bad jokes, riddle, riddles, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, chicken, chickens, single, newly single, widow, widows, death, die, died, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour
"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, dad joke, dad jokes, bad joke, bad k jokes, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, wizard, wizards, space shuttle, space shuttles, take off, take-off, space exploration, technology, modern technology, modern technologies, rocket, rockets, space rocket, space rockets
"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."
Tags:jester, jesters, joker, jokers, fool, fools, court, courts, royal court, royal courts, king, kings, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, royal, royalty, consolation, comfort, amazing, great, talented, impression, impressions, impersonation, impersonations, imitation, imitations, joke, jokes, execution, executions, capital punishment, punishments, consequence, consequences, executioner, executioners, decapitation, decapitations, took the joke too far, taking a joke too far, bad joke, bad jokes, comedian, comedians, bad comedian, bad comedians, history, medieval
'Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.'
'If you say 'your moove' one more time, I'm taking my chess set and going.'
"Is writing in 'wait for laughter' necessary?"
"I just flew in from the Coast. Boy, are my references tired."
Tags:plane travel, air travel, jetlag, jetlagged, regional, west, the west, west coast, the west coast, time delay, time difference, time differences, tired, comedian, comedians, stand up comedy, stand up, stand ups, stand up comic, stand up comics, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, stand-up comedy, stand-up comedian, stand-up comedians, bad joke, bad jokes, out of date, out of touch, behind the times, irrelevant
"Put the punster in with the mime."
Bo's Comedy Career Never Quite Got Off the Ground
Bob's Comedy Career Never Quite Got Off the Ground.
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, planes, plane, comedy, comedian, comedies, comedians, comic, comics, stand-up, stand-ups, stand up, stand ups, reynolds unwrapped, entertainer, entertainers, career, careers, entertainer, entertainers, pun, puns, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, bad joke, bad jokes
"Ugh! Moving all our data to the cloud was a smart move, but I've had to hear that stupid pun all week!"
Tags:diagnostic imaging, cat scan, mri, ct scan, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, xrays, medical office, medical staff, doctors, data storage, cloud.clouds, cloud network, cloud networks, the cloud, cloud storage, data network, data networks, sense of humour, sense of humor, bad joke, bad jokes, pun, puns, radiologist, radiologists, nurse
'It must have been a REALLY bad pun!'
"Just a warning, kids. Uncle Paul's been stockpiling puns and he's not afraid to use them."
Tags:pun, puns, humor, humour, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, dad joke, dad jokes, bad pun, bad puns, bad joke, bad jokes, warn, warns, warning, caution, cautions, cautioning, family visit, family visits, relative, relatives, uncle, uncles, family get-together, family get-togethers, thanksgiving, christmas, extended family, extended families
"Before I continue past my opening joke, I want to know if she is laughing or crying."
Normally, cow tipping is cruel. In this case it's just really annoying!
"You never laugh at my jokes."
Tags:hyena, hyenas, joke, jokes, laugh, laughs, laughing, laughing hyena, laughing hyenas, jealous, jealousy, funny, sense of humor, senses of humor, sense of humour, senses of humour, joke teller, joke tellers, bad joke teller, bad joke teller, bad joke, bad jokes, unfunny, mistime, mistimed, mistiming
"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"
Tags:santa claus, santa, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, father christmas, christmas, yuletide, north pole, elf, elves, santa's elves, santa's workshop, santa's workshops, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, bad joke, bad jokes, zinger, zingers, pun, puns, tradition, traditions, family, dad joke, dad jokes
Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.
"Here's a prescription for your shingles. Side effects include punching people who ask why you didn't get brick or siding instead."
"Stop me if I've told you this one...."
'You're all such great friends, I'm going to miss each of you dearly...'