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"Lost a step? Hell, no. Those young zebras are juiced."
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"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
Tags:gorgonzola, camembert, brie, cheese, cheeses, cheese shop, cheese shops, younger generation, younger generations, smell, smells, smelly cheese, smelly cheeses, bad smell, bad smells, next generation, next gen, dairy, dairy product, dairy products, soft cheese, soft cheeses, older generation, older generations, taunt, taunts, taunting, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur
"Oh, my God. Old people."
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New from Never Mind Books: The Best Story in All the World
Tags:guilt, guilts, guilting, mother, mothers, mothering, mom, moms, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, feel bad, feels bad, feeling bad, passive aggressive, passive aggression, annoy, annoys, annoying, hostile, hostility, storyteller, storytellers, pay attention, paying attention, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, older generation, older generations, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, dad, dads, stories, story, greatest story, best story, never mind, stubborn, stubbornness
"I'm working on texting my memoirs."
Tags:text, texts, texting, sms, message, messages, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, generation gap, generation gaps, modern life, modernity, modern times, memoir, memoirs, author, authors, autobiography, autobiographies, autobiographical, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, elder, elders, elderly, greatest generation, older generation, older generations
'You kids are so lucky today. In my day, all we had to play with were rocks.'
Now that our demands have been met... could you help us up?
Tags:senior citizens, senior citizen, protest, protests, elderly, old people, senior, seniors, older generation, older generations, declining mobility, mobility, peaceful demonstration, demonstration, demonstrations, peaceful demonstrations, senior rights, the capital building, washington dc, dc, protesting, demonstrating, rights, standing up, demand, demands, demanding
Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."
"Ah, the old exploding phone gag. In my day it was cigars."
Tags:generation gap, generation gaps, exploding phone, exploding phones, exploding mobile, exploding mobiles, exploding cell phone, exploding cell phones, exploding smart phone, exploding smart phones, exploding smartphone, exploding smartphones, phone addict, phone addicts, older generation, older generations
"Hot enough for you?"
"Everything takes grandpa a little longer to do. he's analog."
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"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."
Tags:generation gap, generation gaps, age difference, age differences, millennial, millennials, greatest generation, older generation, older generations, social media, unfriend, unfriends, unfriending, unfriended, direct, directness, honest, honesty, tact, tactful, tactfulness, grandpa, grandparent, grandparents, social network, social networks, social networking, youth, younger generation, younger generations
The Original Drone
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Bubbies and technology
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"Yes, we txt each other all the time like with-it groovy folk."
Tags:shorthand, slang, slang term, slang terms, dated slang, dated slang term, dated slang terms, dating yourself, cool parent, cool parents, parent, parents, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, text, texts, texting, texting language, abbreviation, abbreviations, abbreviate, abbreviates, groovy, older generation, older generations, millennial, millennials
"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"
We are a niche pharmacy serving the geriatric community.
"Tia Carmen, you just don't understand teen fashion."
"Baldo, have you seen my watch?"
Tags:baldo, watch, watches, wristwatch, wristwatches, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, generation gap, generation gaps, gadget, gadgets, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, gaming device, gaming devices, growing old, growing older, getting old, getting older, younger generation, younger generations, older generation, older generations, age gap, age gaps
"You put it on the line like this...then the rays of the sun dry it!"
"You kids want something to eat?"
Tags:baldo, telepresence, telepresence robot, telepresence robots, older generation, older generations, old person, old people, disability, disabilities, disabled, eat, eats, host, hosts, hosting, hosting duty, hosting duties, disabled community, disabled communities, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, generation gap, generation gaps
"I don't know, it seems to me that technology has become one big magic trick."
Tags:baldo, telepresence, telepresence robot, telepresence robots, good host, good hosts, disability, disabilities, disabled, disabled person, disabled people, digital assistant, digital assistants, digital assistance, robot, robots, robotics, older generation, older generations, confusion, modern times, modern life
'Look, either I don't know I'm born, or things aren't like the good old days. You can't have both.'
"Your grandfather is a xenophobe's xenophobe."
"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"