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"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
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"Gruelling as this is, it's not a total-body workout."
Tags:gruel, gruelling, workout, workouts, exercise, exercises, exercise regimen, exercise regimens, slave ship, slave ships, slave driver, slave drivers, task master, task masters, know it all, know it alls, workout routine, workout routines, fitness, fitness guru, fitness gurus, fitness buff, fitness buffs, row, rows, rowing, rower, rowers, heavy lifting
"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."
"I was on the cutting edge. I pushed the envelope. I did the heavy lifting. I was the rainmaker. Then I ran out of metaphors."
Man Lifting Heavy Block
Tags:think outside the box, thinking outside the box, problem solve, problems solving, fourth wall, the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, perspective, perspectives, different perspective, different perspectives, cube, cubes, heavy, lifting, heavy lifting, handyman, handymen, do it yourself, cheat, cheater, cheaters, easy way out, solution, solutions, creative, creativity
"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."
Tags:frog, frogs, toad, toads, reptile, reptiles, amphibian, amphibians, fly, flies, insect, insects, swear, swearing, curse, cursing, cuss, cussing, flight, flying, caught, captured, stuck, stick, lift, lifting, heavy lifting, superhero, superheroes, super strength, super strong, frog eating flying, frog catching fly, super hero, super heroes, super-heroes, super-hero, superheros, super heros, super-heros, drag, dragging, pulled, pull pulling, superfly, superfrog, food chain, food chains, food web, food webs, prey, predator, predators, predation, preying, circle of life
"Wrong address. You want the place next door."
"Hmm, I liked it better where it was before."
Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...
Tags:pear, pear-shaped, pears, go pear-shaped, going pear-shaped, apple, apples, fruit, relative, play-on words, plays on words, pun, puns, heavy lifting, moving day, moving days, mover, movers, heavy furniture, piano, pianos, stand-up piano, stand-up pianos, skateboard, skateboards, road hazard, road hazards, perspective, perspectives, perspective shift, perspective shifts
"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."
Heavy Data Load.
Atlas' Exercise Machine
Tags:atlas, gym, gyms, gym member, gym members, body building, body builder, body builders, weight lifting, weight lifter, wight lifters, heavy lifting, weight of the world, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, titan, titans, toning, toning up, gym membership, gym memberships, new year resolution, new years resolutions
'I'd prefer a hernia.'
Looking After Your Back.
'I hurt my back last week, so I've been put on 'Light Duty' for a couple of weeks...'
"I'm not discriminating against you Mr. Harris, merely pointing out that the job requires some heavy lifting and you are unfeasably tiny."
Health and safety nightmare.
"How about a hand here, buddy?"
Tags:christmas, x-mas, xmas, present, presents, gift, gifts, big gift, big gifts, big present, big presents, helping hand, helping hands, give a hand, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, heavy lifting, bad back, bad backs, throwing your back out, throw your back out, strain, strains, straining, under strain
'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'
'You want to take it easy with those Jeff, I did my thorax in last week.'
Health and safety notice for Father Christmas.
Take care when lifting.
'Tell me, Mr. Steiner, do you do a lot of heavy lifting at work?'
'No heavy lifting?... But, he's supposed to be clearing out the garage this weekend!'