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'Jack, these aren't just ordinary magic beans...they're 'organic' magic beans.'
Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
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"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
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"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."
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"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
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"We like you, Hatcher, and we like your work, but we've been offered magic beans."
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"This isn't about another woman, Melissa. It's about magic beans.''
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'My cow for your magic beans? It's a deal...subject to approval by our attorneys, of course.'
'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'
Jack and the Beanstalk window cleaning.
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'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'
"Due to market fluctuations, magic bean were a safer bet."
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"You sold our cow for magical beanbags?"
"Do all boys go through a beanstalk phase?"
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"I traded our milk cow for magic beans which I then traded for a yoga mat."
'Well, Jack, I think you were supposed to plant those beans, not eat them!'
"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."
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"And that is why GMO's are bad."
Jack was aghast when he realized his homeowner's association prohibited any plant removal.
'You look like an intelligent man, sir -- how would you like to buy some magic beans?'
Jack and his Bean Stock.
'But then after chopping down the beanstalk, Jack's legal nightmare began...'
'This is better than magic beans, Jack. It's stock in the company that makes the magic beans.'
'I've often wondered what happened to that idiot kid Jack, after he took those bean home to his mom.'