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"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."
"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"
'What we need is a tax on stupid ideas. The revenue out of Washington alone would balance the budget in two years.'
'I couldn't help but notice that your condition fluctuates according to the bond market.'
"Did he say the budget was going to be a zillion billion krillion dollars or a krillion billion zillion dollars?"
"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"
"On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul."
"Have you considered short-term treasurys?"
"On the foreign-exchange markets today, the dollar fell against all major currencies and the doughnut."
"New! The China Fund* *Note: some investors reported feeling greedy again in an hour."
"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."
"This is Ludwig. He's our expert in the inverted yield curve."
"You were right. I should have split my money between high risk stocks and safe bonds."