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'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'
"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."
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"Please, go ahead of me. I've got a better chance of getting the job, anyway."
"I got fired, too. Apparently, the world needs only so many giraffes."
"So that's agreed then, we don't need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment practices!"
"When the boss said I was 'really going places' I didn't know she meant I was fired!"
"H. Ross Perot and me. Now, that would be a balanced ticket!"
Tags:ross perot, h. ross perot, perot, independent, independent candidate, independent candidates, independent party, indepent parties, balanced ticket, balanced tickets, balancing the ticket, billionaire, billionaires, unemployed, unemployment, employment opportunity, employment opportunities, homeless, homelessness, rich, rich person, rich people, politician, politicians, political, vice president, vice presidents
"I see myself in a position where mediocrity is rewarded."
"There are several openings if you're willing to cross over to the dark side."
"Look at the bright side - employment for thousands trying to clean it up."
Tags:oil rig, oil rigs, offshore oil rig, offshore oil rigs, pollute, pollutes, pollution, oil spill, oil spills, bright side, bright sides, silver lining, silver linings, glass half full, employment, employment opportunity, employment opportunities, clean up, clean ups, cleaning up, job opportunity, job opportunities, ocean pollution, disaster capitalism
"At least perpetual war means we'll always have a job."
"They want to let women in here and minorities."
Tags:minority, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, equal rights, equal opportunity, equal opportunities, equality, rights, rich, wealthy, exclusive, exclusivity, exclusiveness, minority group, minority groups, employment opportunity, employment opportunities, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices, white male privilege
"Someday I'll even things up by getting a job where I'm totally underqualified."
"Note to self: contact employment agency - regarding boxing careers."
Tags:boxer, boxers, boxing, boxing match, boxing matches, career path, career paths, career, careers, employment agency, employment agencies, employment opportunity, employment opportunities, packaging, packaging factory, packaging factories, job opportunity, job opportunities, career path, career paths
"As it turns out, we have an opening at one of our small branch campuses."
Director - Fair Employment Commission
Tags:employment opportunity, employment opportunities, equal opportunities, equal opportunity, cleaner, cleaners, exec, execs, executive, executives, promotion, promotions, demotion, demotions, employment law, employment laws, corporate ladder, business ladder, cleaning job, cleaning jobs, discrimination, prejudice, employment opportunities, hr, human resources
"Originally I was resting before I was between engagements... I'm out of work now and next month I'll be counted as unemployed."
"I just lost my job, I don't suppose anyone has left one behind?"
"Don't look so smug - you only got the job because we can't be seen to be discriminating against the living."
Tags:grim reaper, reapers, reaper, grim reapers, grim, grims, angel of death, embodiment of death, discriminatory practices, discriminatory practice, discrimination, discriminations, prejudice, prejudices, prejudiced, racism, employment opportunity, employment opportunities, employee, employees, equal opportunity, equal opportunities
"Aha! A rare sighting of the employed graduate."
Tags:graduate, graduates, graduation, graduations, graduate job, graduate jobs, graduate scheme, graduate schemes, employment, employed, employment opportunity, employment opportunities, job market, job markets, scientist, scientists, rare species, rare animals, degree, degrees, university, universities, college, colleges
"Don't bother replying. That's YOUR job being advertised."
Tags:work, workplace, officework, office work, boss, bosses, employee, employees, want ad, want ads, job listing, job listings, employment opportunity, employment opportunities, employment, fire, fired, firing, laid off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, layoff, layoffs, corporate culture, corporate, corporation, corporations, redundant, make redundant, made redundant, let go, get rid of, oust, ousted, job, jobs, job vacancy, job vacancies, job posting
Parents, Please Don't Name Your Son 'Boxcar'.
Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.
Tags:dick turpin, employment, employment opportunity, employment opportunities, highwayman, highwaymen, robber, robbers, outlaw, outlaws, robberies, robbery, pension investment opportunities, adviser, advisers, pension adviser, pension advisers, pension, pensions, pension investment, pension investments
Assistant in Job Centre asking a nose 'So - you're looking for a nose job'