Marrying For Money Cartoons and Comics

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"So far, it seems to be a perfect fit. I'm the yin, and Roger is the money."

"Unfortunately, it turns out my marriage was pegged to the dollar."

'I discovered my marriage was based solely on trust - the $450,000 trust fund my grandparents left me.'

"It's just as easy to love a man with a pension as to love a man without one."

"Lovely church. Do you do funerals?"

"She's just waiting for him to be worth divorcing."

"I found an older man that I want to spend the rest of his life with."

'I married him for his money. As it turned out, it was 'funny money'. He's doing five to ten for counterfeiting.'

"Will you, Gloria Lusbody, take Norman Moneybags for, er, everything he has?"

'He said, ‘I.' He'll say, ‘do.' Just give him a moment to catch his breath.'

'She didn't marry him for his money. She married him for his free calling minutes.'

'Put your shirt on Joe... people will think I married you for your money!'

'I married him for his money and believe me I earned EVERY penny!'

'I didn't marry him for his money but I couldn't see any other way of getting it!'

'I married him for his money, but that was before I found out about the deficit.'

'Of course I married you for your money, dear.'

'He spoke in millions. Then I learned he was a bacteriologist.'

'I liked being a registered nurse, but then I became a practical nurse. I married a millionaire.'

"I DID have oodles of cash until my first four wives got their greedy little mitts on it..."