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"I don't want to leave anyone or anything a goddamn cent!"
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"Someday, son, all this will be yours."
"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
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"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."
"When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me."
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"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."
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"I don't want to deal with inheritance stuff. My plan is to just die before everyone else."
Death 'n' Taxes
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Son of the Morning Star
Toilet Paper Inheritance
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"Someday, this will all be yours."
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"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
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"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."
'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'
"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."
'Your uncle left everything to Charity... So far we haven't been able to locate her.'
'I, Jackson Kluck, being of unsound mind, spent it all on therapy.'
'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth, but not the oil and mineral rights.'
'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'
'What's the succession of power if anything happens to Grandma?'
"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit about fifteen per cent of the earth, a hundred-per-cent increase over what they have today."
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'How will this affect my inheritance?'
Next, I remember looking down at my body, and my kids fighting over the will.
'He had a forune in intellectual property, and yes, he DID take it with him.'
"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."
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