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"That's why we never stop eating the grass."
Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.
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'I can take nonsense, but not udder nonsense.'
Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.
'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'
'I love herd mentality, don't you?'
Cow using 4 urinals, one for each teat on the udder.
"They've just got a better grade of weed over there!"
"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"
"I'm not sure if it's the extra cannery waste or bakery waste, but I can hardly taste the antibiotics."
"Holstein? Funny, you don't look Jewish."
"That was definitely mine."
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
Where Processed Beef Comes From
"She's had some work done."
"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."
"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."
"What has one horn and gives milk?"
"I hope that bull is safe."
"Why do you make your cows sleep on their backs?"
"Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! We have four stomachs you see."
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"Oh no, he's just built a snowman! No gloves! Milking time! Cold hands! Cold hands!"