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"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."
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'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'
The Mummy's Curse.
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A snake attempts to wrap a present
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"I just love how they come individually wrapped to seal in the flavor!"
"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"
"It's a special birthday, hon. I got your car washed."
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'It's not that I don't like the product. I can't get it out of the package.'
"You need to relax and pole-it together."
"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"
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'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'
Boy Scout rushes to the help of a computer guy wrapped in wires.
'Would you like a wrap?'
Sphinx cat and mummy mouse
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As evolution progressed, humans developed a forefinger talon to open CD wrappers.
"This must be the one causing all the controversy."
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'See here?... You can tell it's a female because the wrapping goes under instead of over.'
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'No need to worry, Mrs. Gletz! I merely got my hair wrapped around the tooth polisher and your teeth. Ha, ha! Happens all the ime!
...And as she pulled him from the floating basket, she knew instantly that there was something special - something different about this baby... and she named him Noses.
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'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'
'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'