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"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."
"The first British Open at Stonehenge."
"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, leech, leeches, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, pond scum, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds, swamp, swamps, bog, bogs, marsh, marshes, immune, immunity, fear, fears, fearful, phobia, phobias, vermiphobia, vermiphobic, helminthophobia, scoleciphobia, leeching, guide, guides
"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, drink, bartending, bar-tending, tending bar, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, martini shaker, martini shakers, shaker, shakers, quicksand, liquefaction, sinking, sink, bog, bogs, swamp, swamps, faster
Blogger's Block: 'I'm all nouned out.'
"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"
"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, amphibian, amphibians, frog, frogs, smell, smells, smelly, aroma, aromas, scent, scents, perfume, perfumes, odor, odors, odour, odours, flattery, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, compliment, compliments, complimenting, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, romantic, love, romance, swamp, swamps, bog, bogs, marsh, marshes
Danger: Shag Carpet.
Tags:explorers, explorer, exploring, hiker, hikers, hike, hikes, quicksands, quick sand, sinking sand, sinking sands, hiking, quicksand, shag carpet, the seventies, jungle, woods, forest, adventure, artificial, theme park, warning sign, danger sign, booby traps, swamp, swampy, bog, getting bogged down, shag carpet, shag carpets
Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing
"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."
Tags:couple, couples, relationship, relationships, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, quagmire, quagmires, swamp, marsh, bog, muddle, mix up, predicament
'Dang! You still in there? I woulda tho't you woulda got y'self out by now. Will let me know if you need any help with anythin'...'
Joke shop toilet has a surprise for old lady.
Hand drying method for kids.
Suggestions box in a toilet.
Bog of depression.
'He heard a voice saying: 'If you build it they will come'. '
'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'
The suggestion box.
"I think I need to use the lamp post."
Danger - Slow Sand.