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Litigator's Heaven: 'Would you look at this? No handrails! Man, someone is just asking for a big, fat lawsuit. And don't get me started on the heating system.'
A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.
'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'
Self-Help Books For The Newly Dead
Heaven - with Children
'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'
"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."
"How could you forget to bring your receipts?"
"This is what I hate about spring—molting!"
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Heaven's IN/OUT filing.
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'Well...let's just say that, on a very local level, you were right.'
"I still can't get used to the idea that there's nothing to buy or sell here."
An angel bangs a broom on a cloud
"And this time--no ark!"
'It's all her on your facebook page.'
Moses Awaits The Word Of God
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"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."
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'I was told that I'd be in a better place now. . . I don't think so.'
'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'
Angel Uses Lightning Bolt Like Sniper Rifle
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'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'
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"Looks like you just missed Him."
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"What do you care what other people think? Just run zig-zaggy."
'Whenever I complained that my feet were killing me, nobody believed me.'
"I found them."