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Conrad grew to resent the four calling birds his true love gave to him.
The revised 12 days of Christmas
'I love Christmas decorations; the house always seems twice as large when they're put away.'
"Fetch my slippers, newspaper and a partridge in a pear tree."
'I'm returning 12 drummers, 11 pipers, 10 lords, 9 ladies, 8 maids, 7 swans, 6 geese, 5 gold rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and 1 partridge. They're on your loading dock. Here's my receipt.'
The Deconstructed Tree
"Sure I know what comes twelve days after Christmas. The bills."
"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."
"Sire, your true love has run off with one of the 10 Lords-a-leaping."
"You don't have to smile THAT much when we take down the tree."
10th day of christmas.
Five Gold Rings
A Partridge in a Pear Tree
A Partridge In A Pear Tree
Two Turtle Doves
'...just wait until you see the rest of the stuff I have for you.'
'Oh, yeah, they take you in, dress you up and make a big fuss over you...then one day, you're out on the curb waiting for the wood chipper!'
'Is that any way to take down the tree?'
"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."
The Seventh Day of Christmas
The Fourth Day of Christmas
The Eleventh Day of Christmas
The Tenth Day of Christmas
The Second Day of Christmas
Twelfth Day of Christmas