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"Holiday decorating - done."
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"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."
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'Yesterday I said 'only three more days' so what is three take away one, dammit?'
"You know I hate you, right?"
'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'
"It's the part of the job I find most difficult..."
"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."
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Tags:janitors, janitor, cleaner, cleaner, furnace, furnaces, christmas, christmas time, christmas stocking, christmas stockings, santa, santa claus, father christmas, christmas gifts, stocking gifts, stocking filler, stocking gift, stocking filler, waiting for santa, christmas holiday, janitor's room, janitors room, janitor's closet, janitors closet, festive, festivities, decoration, decorations, hopeful, false hope, false hopes, unrealistic
"It's always been the part of the job I find most difficult...when you're faced with some poor, weak, inadequate desperate individual. I find it almost impossible to say no to them."
'Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?'
'I'm sorry but looking at the staff rota there's no way I can release you over Christmas!'
'It's important to pay attention to the Christmas spirit!'
"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."
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'Oh, Jeezus Christ, if you think this Mary Christmas broad is so hot, why don't you name a holiday after her?'
"I'll never understand grown ups. They make you go back to school the day after New Year, then wonder what causes post-holiday doldrums."
"Sure I know what comes twelve days after Christmas. The bills."
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"Do you think you could give me a hand? The guests will be here any minute."
Tags:workmen, construction worker, construction workers, wives, apartments, guests, husbands, hand, give me a hand, chores, marriage, relationships, interiors, clichés, redecorate, redecorates, redecoration, guest, guests, party, party planner, party planner, wife, husband, husbands, useless husband, useless husbands, party guest, party guests, christmas, christmas holiday, christmas holidays, mankoff
"What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over."
'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'
"Oh, I'm feeling alright. My post holiday elation is cancelling out my seasonal affective disorder."
"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."
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Have a Meowy Christmas
"Over Christmas vacation I found a box of chocolates on top of the refrigerator. I ate 15 not knowing that they contained liqueur. I got very drunk and stumbled from room to room, puking on everything."
'364 and 1/2 days until Christmas!'