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'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'
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''Goodwill to all men'...I've got an app for that.'
Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!
'I love Christmas decorations; the house always seems twice as large when they're put away.'
"I would take your order, but the holidays are all about giving - not taking."
"It's October! I can't believe they already have Christmas comics."
Father Christmases Hand Over the New World Crisis
Christmas Treats for Cats
"We've just been given the Christmas menu....Do you want your beans on toast with festive mint sauce?"
"We adopted the suggestion you made last year!"
Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.
"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."
'When I said to dress in 'something festive' I meant for you wear the shirt I bought you.'
Christmas is a time for hope
'The Christmas party has been cancelled, but you can still come in and make out in the stationery cupboard.'
'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'
'It's important to pay attention to the Christmas spirit!'
A Christmas Carl.
'Honestly he's such a Scrooge.'
'Tell your brother to stop it before Dill starts crying.'
"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"
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"It's a tweet from Trump."
'Pappa, you did a fine job of trimming the tree.'
"It's okay...lots of us realize we hate pumpkin martinis after the holidays."